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maaan… 1’m never sett1ng foot 1n the Grand H1ghblood’s h1ve wh1le undercover aga1n. h1s servants recogn1zed me 1mmed1ately, thankfully 1 flew away before 1 had to k1ll anyone. 1t’s hard as fuck to h1de these g1ant horns…

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Possible solution: even bigger horns.

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@absolutaTauromaquia[AT]

no way, 1 already go through enough trouble just to enter the average bu1ld1ng. 1 have to walk s1deways l1ke a crab…

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@temptedAnoxia[TA]

"= you? undercover? i thought i couldn't do that. let alone you. ="

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haha. well, when my w1ngs sprouted, 1 had to f1nd a way to cover them, so 1 d1d learn a th1ng or two about keep1ng parts of your body well-covered. eventually they grew to enormous d1mens1ons and 1t got 1mposs1ble to conta1n them w1th bandages. but my horns have always been an 1ssue. thankfully 1’m pretty self-aware, so 1 rarely bump 1nto th1ngs or people, but they’re st1ll pretty hard to move around w1th.

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