HHHH I MUST FINISH THIS SERIES BEFORE I BEGIN RESEARCHING HUMANS。
BUT PLEASE。 CONTACT ME IF YOU HAVE INFORMATION WITH HUMAN PITCH CUSTOMS。 I CAN ACCEPT DIRECT MESSAGES OR LETTERS SENT TO TANTO-SAN。
Human what customs? Listen, if you're pitching you're gonna have to buy me dinner first before I start catching.
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PITCH CUSTOMS。 SPADES。 HATING SOMEONE AND WANTING TO MAKE THEM BETTER AND THEYRE SO TERRIBLE YOU CANT HELP YOURSELF--
usually it's when they all stand at desks in suits and offer ideas at each other, I think
AHHHHHH ITS AN OFFICE SPECIFIC ROMANCE!
Oh we don't do that. Well some people do. They call it hatefucking. But that ain't me. Everyone I hate is unfuckable. There is someone I'd like having a bit of a tussle with though. Biting and fighting before the necking and all. But there's too much care there. Not really 'pitch-y' if ya catch my drift.
#NSFW HHHATEFUCKING
they go 'hey, here's my pitch', and offer their cool idea. and then trolls either tell them they love it or that they're stupid. then they kiss I think