I cannot believe I have to tell every clown client that they cannot bring their §opor §lime into the court room. That §hould be obviou§. On account of the FIVE LARGE §IGN THAT §AY§ NO §OPOR ON THE FRONT DOOR.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I JUST THINK IF I COULD EXPLAIN TO THE JUDGE *WHY* I SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO BRING CRYSTALIZED SOPOR INTO THE COURTROOM THEY WOULD UNDERSTAND, YOU GET ME? #substance
You are not allowed to §peak to the judge unle§§ it i§ in the depo§ition. §top talking about the §ub§tance§, that i§ exactly why we are here right now. §top talking in general actually, it would be beneficial for your ca§e(§) and likely for everyone el§e around you, e§pecially me.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 OKAY. OKAY, BUT I BEEN THINKING THOUGH, RIGHT? I BEEN THINKING THAHAT IF I COULD TALK TO HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY, AND WE COULD JUST HAHASH IT OUT YOU FEEL ME? I WAS THINKING MAYBE IF I COULD CONVINCE HIM TO PLAY PICKUP BASEBASKETFOOTHOCKEYBALL AND IF I WIN THEN THEY GOTTA DROP ALL THE CHAHARGES.
§TOP TALKING. THAT I§ NOT HOW THI§ MOTHAHAFUCKING WORK§. THAT I§ WHAT THE BRIBE§ ARE FOR.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I JUST REALLY THINK I COULD BEAT HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY IN BASEBASKETFOOTHOCKEYBALL IS ALL. :o/
You know what, go ahead. I'm §ure thi§ will be a learning experience for you. Or maybe it will not, and we will have to be here again tomorrow becau§e you failed egregiou§ly thinking you could beat Hi§ Honorable Tyranny at hi§ favorite extra-judicial activity.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BET.