♠ hated by @adaciousGambit
“Dandori issue” or vwhatevwer pikmin fans say.
9h w9w, lucky me I'm 6reathing what a acc9mplishment.
9h ha ha very funny aranea, actually it's quite n9t funny realizing y9u've 6een revived and all 9f the pe9ple y9u care a69ut are l9ng g9ne and dead.
I did nothing to evwer deservwe this, been a perfect saint my vwhole life.
“Stop staring at my boobs.” Maybe tell your tits to stop staring at my EYES! Howv about THAT huh?! #suggestivwe #nsfwv #IDunnoIfItIsActualltNSFVWButJustInCase
I haVVe had the profound misfortune of bearing VWWitness to yet another embarrassing iteration of myself. Tragic, really, that among so many reflections there appears to be only one VWWith any conVVentional understanding of honor, discipline, or loyalty to the throne. One VWWould think these qualities elementary. Apparently, I continue to oVVerestimate myself.
Sea lad, besides it ain't a problem to enjoy a good pint of rum or ale evwery here and there. #substance
im fuckin pissed off at that snide little obvviously you added in but givven the ovverwwhelmin multivversal evvidence maybe theres somethin to it bein a bloodline thing wwith amporas at least i knoww striders havve fucked up shit goin on in their thinkpans that i dont evven wwant to knoww about and alcoholism bein commonplace wwith them feels a bit more justified on their part
Hah.
VWhat sorta rubbish is matespritmonday? VWhat evwer happened to the much more popular rum monday. #substance
HAH, sounds like someone is havwing trouble vwith her crewv, maybe you need to cull a fewv of em to help put them in their fuckin place.
HARHAHAHAHA, oh it's just so cute that ye think that lass, shore believwe in vwhatevwer you vwanna.
Sure vwhatevwer ye say lass, but remember you can't stay youthful forevwer and soon you'll be old just like me.
That's rich coming from YOU mindfang, aren't ye only 10 to 30 ish svweeps younger then me.
It's called chest muscles, it's pretty hard to hide them.
Avwvwwv, is someone jealous of my charming looks.
I think I'd prefer to forget actually.
Of course YOU vwould appear just me fuckin luck.
Silence you fuckin lovwblooded landlubber.
Poor Grog. He's doing his mediocrest.
It's a lot of setup to do the joke here but I'm not gonna be able to get it out of my head without explaining it. Grog, an orc, says: "what me do???"
nooooii dpnt rob junio.r just ask very njcely adn he'llgive u it...
print("i am sure you could have just asked nicely + received them")
not cool why wld u threatenn junior : (
Hahahaha, oh you vwish I vwas red for you, no if anything I feel far to much hatred tovwards you to harbor any red feelings.
Oh but if I don't, vwhere's the fun in that? It's part of our little game after all.
Oh that's cute, howv you think I vwouldn't hesitate to drowvn you in the sea, but trust me I vwould bind your hands together and make you vwalk the plank.
Oh go drowvn in the sea mindfang.
Fuck, I'wve ran out of liquor and rum nowv I do believwe, I might havwe to head land bound to go get some more, or plunder a vwessel for more booze. #substance
Tch, this isn't the last you'wve heard from me, dear mindfang.
Ye fuckin landlubbing barkbeast, next time vwe run into each other on the open alternian seas oh dear mindfing, you best vwatch out lass.
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Cute, but I'd like to see ye talk so highly after I blast ye head vwith me rifle, dear mindfang.
VWell vwell vwell, look at vwhat the fuckin catfish dragged in, you got some real gall to showv yer face, mindfang.
Ye knowv...havwen't had squid in a vwhile for lunch, surprisingly the little bastards are vwery chevwy, quite tasty too.