mAKING MY OWN, wEIRD aL SONG,,, lIKE A STURGEON,,, sWIMMING FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME,,,
lIKE A STURGEONNNNNNNN, cAVIERRRRRRRR, iS SO UNKIND, gONNA GIVE YOU ALL MY ROE SACS,
DID YOu KNOW THEY HAVE FuCKMASSIVE OVARIES. TEN. TO THIRTY. PERCENT. OF TOTAL BODILY WEIGHT. IS THAT NOT FuCKING CRAZY. IMAGINE HAVING OVARIES THAT BIG.
THEY WOuLD BE TEN. TO THIRTY PERCENT. OF YOuR TOTAL BODY WEIGHT. IF SO. THAT IS A LOT.
i WILL SUPPORT YOU, iN YOUR DESIRES TO HAVE, lARGE FUCK OFF OVARIES BUT, tHAT IS NOT REALLY SOMETHING i AM INTERESTED IN PURSUING FOR MYSELF, aT THIS CURRENT TIME AND PLACE, iN MY LIFE, i WOULD SAY,
HM. SO BE IT. YOu WILL NOT BE HARVESTED.
wHAT IF THEY MADE A VEST, cALLED A HAR VEST, sO THAT WHEN YOU WEAR IT THEN, yOU WOULD BE CONSIDERED, hARVESTED,
WOuLD I NOT BE. THE HARVESTER. ONE WHO VESTS. BECAuSE I AM ALL. VESTED uP AND IMMORTALIZED. AND IMPENETRABLE. CAVIAR KEVLAR. BuLLET STOPPING EGGS.
i THINK EGGS ARE PRETTY FAMOUSLY BAD AT, nOT BREAKING UPON IMPACT WITH SOMETHING WHICH IS IRONIC SINCE, tHAT IS BASICALLY THEIR ONE JOB TO, pROTECT THE YOUNG WITHIN, tO HELP IT GROW, uNLESS YOU MEAN, aN EGG EGG BUT THAT IS ON, mORE OF A CASE BY CASE BASIS, i THINK THAT i WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN GOOD AT STOPPING BULLETS, oR AT LEAST, i WOULD ONLY BE ABOUT AS GOOD AS i AM NOW, mAYBE A LITTLE WORSE, aS i WOULD LIKE TO THINK i HAVE GOTTEN BETTER AT SUCH THINGS, wITH TIME, bUT i THINK THAT IN-VESTING YOURSELF IN EGGS IS LIABLE TO GET YOU, tHROWN OFF A WALL FOR, a BUNCH OF WAITING HOOFBEASTS TO CHOW DOWN ON YOU, aLL dIOMEDES STYLE, sO IT IS JUST NOT A PROFITABLE, eGG-VENTURE, i DO NOT THINK,