
wAIT, bUT,,, bUT YOU, wE,,, hMM,,, mUCH, tO CONSIDER,,,
i'm an adult now, tavros. i have a kid. i had a wife. she divorced me but still. my friends had a kid they named after you.

i KNOW ABOUT, tHE KID THING, i AM PRETTY SURE, hE MIGHT BE MINE, aND jANE'S? uNSURE, wHICH OF US, gOT PREGNANT AND BIRTHED HIM, fROM OUR LOINS, hOWEVER,,,

tHAT DOESN'T MATTER THOUGH! eVEN IF, yOU ARE NOT, mY ENEMY,,, wELL, i STILL DON'T REALLY GET THIS STUFF MUCH, eITHER, eVEN THOUGH i'M TRYING THINGS OUT, tEMPORARILY SO, tALKING ABOUT IT WOULD PROBABLY BE, mUTUALLY BENEFICIAL, aNYWAYS,

wHY WOULD THEY NAME HIM, aFTER ME THEN, hMM?
i... actually don't know why they decided to name him tavros. might have been gamzee's doing.

tHAT SOUNDS LIKE A STRETCH, cOMPARED TO MY HYPOTHESIS OF, hIM SPRINGING FROM MY LOINS, iN MY FUTURE,
nono okay listen so i went and got gamzee and it was this whole thing and it sucked and he kinda inserted himself into jake and jane's relationship

oH, i GUESS, tHE jANE i HANG OUT WITH, aND AM, tOTALLY BESTIES WITH, hAD A FLING WITH HIM, bUT,,, eVEN THEN, tHAT WOULD STILL BE WEIRD, fOR HIM TO MAKE A CHILD, aFTER ME LIKE THAT- wAIT, wE ARE, gETTING SIDETRACKED BY, mY EPIC CHILD,
