lEt mE JuSt bE MoThEr fUcKiNg cLeAr. LaSt pOsT AiN'T GoT NoThInG To dO WiTh tHe hEmO CaStE. iT'S OnE, vErY VeRy sPeCiFiC, rUsT CoLoReD MoThEr fUcKeR.
oH HeY ThErE My gOoD TaV SiS. nO OnE. jUsT A SiStEr wHo wAs tRyInG To sTiCk hEr nOsE In sOmEtHiNg. JuSt sEtTiNg sHiT StRaIgHt. HoW YoU BeEn?
iT SURE UHH, sEEMS LIKE SOME ONE, i HAVE BEEN DOING WELL ENOUGH, yOU KNOW, mAKING NEW FRIENDS, rECONNECTING WITH, oLD ONES, aHAHA! lIKE UHH, i'VE BEEN TRAINING WITH vRISKA AGAIN, JUST LIKE OLD TIMES, tHAT'S SOMETHING, fUN!
oH ShIt, ReAlLy? HoW Is tHaT MoThEr fUcKiNg gOiNg? Is iT ThE SaMe oNe tHaT KaR BrOtHeR Is uP AnD LiViNg wItH? sHiT. gOoD FoR Y'AlL. mAyBe i nEeD To cOmE OvEr sOmE TiMe tO KiCk bAcK ThE WiCkEd rElAxAtIoN ShIt wItH YoU.
yEAH, uHH, i DON'T KNOW? i DON'T, tHINK SO BUT, tHERE ARE A LOT OF vRISKAS AND kARKATS SO, iT IS HARD TO SAY, bUT UHH, yEAH, iT'S GREAT, gETTING STRONG AND TOUGH AND, oNLY BREAKING BONES, oCCASIONALLY! wE SHOULD TOTALLY HANG OUT, aND CATCH UP, iT'S UHH, bEEN A LONG TIME, i WOULD BE INTERESTED IN KNOWING, wHAT YOU'VE BEEN UP TO, mAYBE WE COULD EVEN HANG, uHH, rIGHT NOW, eVEN!
sHiT I'M KiNdA BuSy rIgHt nOw sIs :o) bUt yOu wAnNa hAnG OuT WiTh mE ThAt bAd? I'M ReAl fLaTtErEd. ImA MaKe a mOtHeR FuCkInG MeNtAl nOtE To mYsElF To hIt yOu uP LaTeR. i nEeD To bLoW OfF SoMe sTeAm rIgHt nOw tO HaVe a fUn cHiLlAxInG TiMe wItH My bIg hOrNeD SiStEr.
i THINK THAT, uHH, mY SCHEDULE IS PRETTY PACKED, hONESTLY, bUT RIGHT NOW WOULD BE JUST, tHE PERFECT TIME, tO HANG AND CATCH UP, aND WHATNOT, wE COULD EVEN PUT ONE, oNE OF THOSE OLD MOVIES, wE USED TO WATCH, lIKE THE ONE WHERE THE GUY, lOSES HIS BUGGY? oR UHH,,, tHE ONE WITH THE CARPET AND THE BOWLING ALLEY?
iT JUST SEEMS LIKE, a REALLY GOOD TIME FOR IT, aND WELL, cALL ME BIASED BUT GENERALLY, i DO THINK IT IS MORE FUN, fOR ME PERSONALLY WHEN, uHH,,, yOU'RE BEING CHILL AND NOT, tRYING TO HUNT AND CULL- OR, KILL, aNY PARTICULAR, tROLL, wHO MAY OR MAY NOT BE, a PAL OF MINE,
gAMZEE,,! wHERE ARE YOU? dO i NEED, tO COME TO YOU?