oKAY, hE WOKE UP, aND IMMEDIATELY, pULLED OUT HIS PHONE, tO CHITT ABOUT IT, wHICH IS GOOD BUT, fOR A SECOND, i THOUGHT HE WAS, aBOUT TO KISS ME, aS SOON AS HE WOKE UP??
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ok i do not have a joke for this one do not kiss someone immediately after shitting your pants. especially if they don't know you shit your pants.
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↩ @ectoBiologist[EB]
i DIDN'T GO IN, fOR IT, aND ALSO, i DID NOT, sHIT MY PANTS, jUST MAYBE, a LITTLE BIT, oF A SHART, bUT THAT IS, iT!
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