♣ mediated by @adioschidsToreogrip
@carbolicGalvanologist keeps sending me that f8cking image of Effigyska getting flam8éed every time I say something he disagrees with and I am getting sick of it!!!!!!!! At this point, I'd rather the twenty minute rants 8ecause that's at least twenty minutes I get to enjoy Karkat-free!!!!!!!!
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You guys don't understand, @carbolicGalvanologist literally made an effigy of me and tried to turn me into a little 8lack stain. You aaaaaaaall need to step up your h8 game. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b025c6f4bcf9.jpg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a1fd7f4a7c04.jpg
NOT ONE BLITHERING, TAINTCHAFING ZEPTOSECOND OF CONSCIOUSNESS AFTER WAKING UP POST-HORRIBLY COERCIVE #WRIGGLINGDAY CELEBRATION (THE FACTUAL PLEASANTRY OF WHICH WAS MORE AKIN TO PACKING A TRASH KILN WITH NOXIOUS MACROPLASTICS AND DANCING AROUND IT WHILE SINGING THE IMPERIAL ANTHEM WITH MY BELLOWSACS FULL OF LITERAL POISON) AND THE FIRST STIMULUS TO SEAR MY BLOODSHOT GANDERBULBS IS CERULEAN. BLUE. TEXT. FUCK YOU, @ARACHNIDSGRIPES. THE TWENTY-FOUR-HOUR WINDOW IN WHICH I AM REQUIRED BY APPARENT KARMIC LAW TO BE ONE-HUNDRED-MILLIONTH OF A PERCENT NICER TO YOU HAS OFFICIALLY ENDED. THE DAMAGE IS DONE, AND I AM HERE. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY. EXCEPT I DON'T. MY THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS HAVE EXPRESS SHIPPING TO THE FIRST HIGHER POWER TO PERMANENTLY TURN YOU INTO A SILHOUETTE ON THE PAVEMENT. BUT YOU GOT WHAT YOU WANTED. I AM THE CHITTR. IT'S ME. #EVERYTHINGHURTS.
((my birthday present this year is getting all of my friends to make chittr accounts LMFAO))