// INTRO POST mildly brainrotted zoomeresque grindset-mindset definitely-for-sure-a-real-troll who's really good at not getting stomped by pursuing drones. actual name is Finch, which he has corrupted into the six-letter Fyntch, which he thinks looks vaguely alien. he is NOT a good doordasher, but he is a fast runner, which he assumes is the same thing. the caegar has a VERY favourable conversion rate into USD, apparently, so he's not looking to try and go back home anytime soon. not that he even can. he is dumb, gullible, wildly overconfident, and knows almost nothing about alternia. and, worst of all, he's short. he's probably not gonna last very long. ---------------------------- he / him | witch of breath | human | derse | dms ok | nsfw ok
