am i doing this right

Okay yeah you're definitely related to me.
its a long story i like to call: "the autobiography of ruby longstocking lalonde-harley", or more simply, "ugh"

My condolences. Something tells me you were had out of wedlock. No clue what would give me that impression. Though. *Said while glancing at your handle repeatedly.*
rose might as well have pushed out a foam middle finger instead of me. would've been more worth everyone's time.
i know you older types like to be concerned when i say that, im fine. i don't hate me i just hate everything. whats good for the crab is good for the dog.

And I now know everything I need to know to understand. Thank you.

Bah. I can be concerned and still appreciate the morbid humor at the same time.
i know some of you like, see canon or time or some bullshit. think aunt june calls mine 'meat' for some ungodly reason. steer clear i guess.

You don't. But I kind of get what you mean. I don't really know what the fuck you mean at the same time, but it means I know that there's a Dirk out there who does know what you mean.
