ruby ruby ruby rubyyy
@adulterousConsequence
bastard woman. im gonna post freaky nsfw stuff here youve been warned i fucking guess. she/her 18 human years old // Part of the Beyond Hell timeline // #nsfw #nsfwe //
okay so where did the black fur come from?
im a different jade :P
uh.... i guess im just a weird jade :/ i was democratically elected the most "canon" jade but we both know thats silly :P
NO SHUT UP WHY ARE YOU BEING NICE TO ME YOURE BEING ACTUALLY NICE NOT DESPERATE TO WIN ME OVER
gosh im sorry.... ill give you space if you want :(
no answer the FUCKING QUESTION RIGHT NOW!!! WHY ARE YOU BEING NICE TO ME!?
because you deserve kindness?? i dont get the question :/ you didnt do anything bad or wrong that im aware of and you seem nice!! actually if i may be so bold other me sounds kinda like an asshole so i just wanna make sure youre like.... actually comfortable?? :P sorry if thats weird i can go if you want
uh.... do you want a hug?? when im down i like hugs :)
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a09843111e37.png #nsfw #nsfwe goddammit not this bullshit again
:33< MEOW!!! :33< MEOW!!! :33< MEOW!!! :33< THATS SO FURKING HOOOOOOTTTTT!!!!
:33< yeah!!! :33< my dms are open whenefur mew want help with that ;33c
<<"w-wow...">>
#nsfw #nsfwe okay anyone know what to do about this perma-knot shit? fucker hasnt gone down in days and its pissing me off https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/20/05e79ac36817f92f3d9b1fc08b37af08cbc785cf.png
c< cOuld put it iN Me 4 a bit, see if it gOes dOwN tHat way.... #please? #Nsfw >c
yeah yeah i have a big dick i know im asking for help here guys
i dont mind that but cumming hasnt really helped so far #nsfw granted ive just been jerking it, havent fucked anyone yet... might be a good idea, dm me
c< cONsider it dONe >c
so i assume people want me to hop on the #nsfw trend of posting our dicks here
ᐖ I ᐖONT THINK ANYONE IZ SPEᑈIFIᑈALLY ASKIN TBH ᐛ
never feel pressured to do something just cuz a bunch of other people are doing it! make your own decisions!
Okay enough self-flagellation. Who wants to watch myself, flagellating? #nsfw
okay so im like of a different era i guess how does the whole crossing timeline stuff work again
happy number
oh shit, is your disPLay name a reference to that kaiser chiefs song? i mean i get that ruby's your name but stiLL.
yeah, when i was thinking about a better name for myself (long story) it kinda just popped into my head. also the logic of, well one mom is named after a shade of red, the other is named after a precious gem, so why not a red gemstone?
hey, don't have to teLL me about Picking names. i kinda feeL bad for you humans, your first names have aLL these gendered connotations and shit. troLL surnames though... god heLP you if you share one with somebody famous. -m\
okay forget trolls how the fuck do cherubs have sex because thats one that i actually cant find any answers for
i think giant snakes are involved!
i THINK IT HAS SOMETHING, tO DO WITH, sNAKES? bUT LIKE, rEALLY BIG ONES,
Snake.
TRY ASKING ONE OF THE VARIOUS ARANEAS ON THIS SITE AND YOU WILL CERTAINLY GET A MAXIMALLY COMPLETE ANSWER. IT'S LIKE ENRICHMENT FOR THEM.
planets crushed. cosmic blood spilled. foreplay can be... prolonged.
i presUme yoU mean the reprodUctive kind! cherUbim who are into that sort of thing (read: most cherUbim) seek out their destined mate, often by the more benevolent partner following the malicioUs one's trail of destrUction - althoUgh, the pUrsUit may be initiated by the malevolent party as well. they meet near the black hole that one of them created Upon their matUration, then both transform into enormoUs, aU-long serpents and do cosmic battle. when one reigns victorioUs, the proper mating begins, as they form a cosmic oUroboros, each biting one another's tail in slightly different positions. the victor fertilizes the loser's egg, which is lain on the nearest planet orbiting a dying red sUpergiant. ... tl;dr enormoUs snake fight. ~u~;
yes yes i know about the snake fight. just like we all know about buckets. im talking about the how not the why
er, well... i believe i gave yoU the answer, love! the cherUbim bite each other's tails in slightly different positions - that's the direct sex act itself. Unless yoU mean the proper biology? UnfortUnately, mUch of it is rather mystical in natUre, and hard to pin down scientifically. >~< apologies, darling.
well, yes, bUt i doUbt i'll ever feel inclined to reprodUce in that way! so it's hard not to take a bit of an oUtsider's perspective regarding oUr cosmic mating practices.
i honestly wonder what would happen if i just like hey guys reply to this with images that would fit in #nsfw or #nsfwe
https://i.postimg.cc/J7Nxv2MT/IMG-0067.jpg
[1M4G3 D3SCR1PT1ON: SOM3ON3 ON TOP OF 4 L4DD3R, 1N 4 SHOPP1NG TROLL3Y, S33M1NGLY GO1NG 4T H1GH SP33D] #NSFW
Excellent post, that earned a chuckle out of me!
This is a very funny thread. You all are very amusing.
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She needs to learn about workplace safety.
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okay someone fucking explain the #nsfw #nsfwe bulge thing. not in like a sex ed way cuz ive seen em before, but because i know damn well the answers gonna be different per person.
WHATS NOT CLICKING.
bulge can look like anythin
why is it different every time. oh its just a penis oh its a tentacle oh its the literal worst thing youve ever seen. which one is it man
OHH. TROLL ANATOMY DIFFERENT ACROSS UNIVERSES. VERY STRANGE PHENOMENON. HAPPENS TO SOME HUMANS TOO.
am i doing this right
Okay yeah you're definitely related to me.
its a long story i like to call: "the autobiography of ruby longstocking lalonde-harley", or more simply, "ugh"
My condolences. Something tells me you were had out of wedlock. No clue what would give me that impression. Though. *Said while glancing at your handle repeatedly.*
rose might as well have pushed out a foam middle finger instead of me. would've been more worth everyone's time.
i know you older types like to be concerned when i say that, im fine. i don't hate me i just hate everything. whats good for the crab is good for the dog.
And I now know everything I need to know to understand. Thank you.
Bah. I can be concerned and still appreciate the morbid humor at the same time.
i know some of you like, see canon or time or some bullshit. think aunt june calls mine 'meat' for some ungodly reason. steer clear i guess.
You don't. But I kind of get what you mean. I don't really know what the fuck you mean at the same time, but it means I know that there's a Dirk out there who does know what you mean.