okay forget trolls how the fuck do cherubs have sex because thats one that i actually cant find any answers for
i think giant snakes are involved!
i THINK IT HAS SOMETHING, tO DO WITH, sNAKES? bUT LIKE, rEALLY BIG ONES,
Snake.
TRY ASKING ONE OF THE VARIOUS ARANEAS ON THIS SITE AND YOU WILL CERTAINLY GET A MAXIMALLY COMPLETE ANSWER. IT'S LIKE ENRICHMENT FOR THEM.
planets crushed. cosmic blood spilled. foreplay can be... prolonged.
i presUme yoU mean the reprodUctive kind! cherUbim who are into that sort of thing (read: most cherUbim) seek out their destined mate, often by the more benevolent partner following the malicioUs one's trail of destrUction - althoUgh, the pUrsUit may be initiated by the malevolent party as well. they meet near the black hole that one of them created Upon their matUration, then both transform into enormoUs, aU-long serpents and do cosmic battle. when one reigns victorioUs, the proper mating begins, as they form a cosmic oUroboros, each biting one another's tail in slightly different positions. the victor fertilizes the loser's egg, which is lain on the nearest planet orbiting a dying red sUpergiant. ... tl;dr enormoUs snake fight. ~u~;
yes yes i know about the snake fight. just like we all know about buckets. im talking about the how not the why
er, well... i believe i gave yoU the answer, love! the cherUbim bite each other's tails in slightly different positions - that's the direct sex act itself. Unless yoU mean the proper biology? UnfortUnately, mUch of it is rather mystical in natUre, and hard to pin down scientifically. >~< apologies, darling.
well, yes, bUt i doUbt i'll ever feel inclined to reprodUce in that way! so it's hard not to take a bit of an oUtsider's perspective regarding oUr cosmic mating practices.