ruby ruby ruby rubyyy
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bastard woman. im gonna post freaky nsfw stuff here youve been warned i fucking guess. she/her 18 human years old // Part of the Beyond Hell timeline // #nsfw #nsfwe //
okay so where did the black fur come from?
probably the radiation doing some genetic scrambling if i had to guess.... :/ but thats just a guess!! im not your mom :P
im a different jade :P
uh.... i guess im just a weird jade :/ i was democratically elected the most "canon" jade but we both know thats silly :P
NO SHUT UP WHY ARE YOU BEING NICE TO ME YOURE BEING ACTUALLY NICE NOT DESPERATE TO WIN ME OVER
gosh im sorry.... ill give you space if you want :(
no answer the FUCKING QUESTION RIGHT NOW!!! WHY ARE YOU BEING NICE TO ME!?
because you deserve kindness?? i dont get the question :/ you didnt do anything bad or wrong that im aware of and you seem nice!! actually if i may be so bold other me sounds kinda like an asshole so i just wanna make sure youre like.... actually comfortable?? :P sorry if thats weird i can go if you want
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a09843111e37.png #nsfw #nsfwe goddammit not this bullshit again
:33< MEOW!!! :33< MEOW!!! :33< MEOW!!! :33< THATS SO FURKING HOOOOOOTTTTT!!!!
#nsfw #nsfwe okay anyone know what to do about this perma-knot shit? fucker hasnt gone down in days and its pissing me off https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/20/05e79ac36817f92f3d9b1fc08b37af08cbc785cf.png
c< cOuld put it iN Me 4 a bit, see if it gOes dOwN tHat way.... #please? #Nsfw >c
yeah yeah i have a big dick i know im asking for help here guys
i dont mind that but cumming hasnt really helped so far #nsfw granted ive just been jerking it, havent fucked anyone yet... might be a good idea, dm me
FROT THE BLUNT. BLOW YOUR SMOKE INTO MY FACE. BLIND ME FROM THE MIRRORS. THEY WILL NOT AID YOU. #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/75cb8cbce968.png
frot the blunt? like rub my dick on it? damn kinky
does it count as polygamy if they're all the same woman? heehee! ^u^ #morewives
happy number
oh shit, is your disPLay name a reference to that kaiser chiefs song? i mean i get that ruby's your name but stiLL.
yeah, when i was thinking about a better name for myself (long story) it kinda just popped into my head. also the logic of, well one mom is named after a shade of red, the other is named after a precious gem, so why not a red gemstone?
hey, don't have to teLL me about Picking names. i kinda feeL bad for you humans, your first names have aLL these gendered connotations and shit. troLL surnames though... god heLP you if you share one with somebody famous. -m\
okay forget trolls how the fuck do cherubs have sex because thats one that i actually cant find any answers for
i presUme yoU mean the reprodUctive kind! cherUbim who are into that sort of thing (read: most cherUbim) seek out their destined mate, often by the more benevolent partner following the malicioUs one's trail of destrUction - althoUgh, the pUrsUit may be initiated by the malevolent party as well. they meet near the black hole that one of them created Upon their matUration, then both transform into enormoUs, aU-long serpents and do cosmic battle. when one reigns victorioUs, the proper mating begins, as they form a cosmic oUroboros, each biting one another's tail in slightly different positions. the victor fertilizes the loser's egg, which is lain on the nearest planet orbiting a dying red sUpergiant. ... tl;dr enormoUs snake fight. ~u~;
yes yes i know about the snake fight. just like we all know about buckets. im talking about the how not the why
er, well... i believe i gave yoU the answer, love! the cherUbim bite each other's tails in slightly different positions - that's the direct sex act itself. Unless yoU mean the proper biology? UnfortUnately, mUch of it is rather mystical in natUre, and hard to pin down scientifically. >~< apologies, darling.
i honestly wonder what would happen if i just like hey guys reply to this with images that would fit in #nsfw or #nsfwe
https://i.postimg.cc/J7Nxv2MT/IMG-0067.jpg
okay someone fucking explain the #nsfw #nsfwe bulge thing. not in like a sex ed way cuz ive seen em before, but because i know damn well the answers gonna be different per person.
WHATS NOT CLICKING.
why is it different every time. oh its just a penis oh its a tentacle oh its the literal worst thing youve ever seen. which one is it man
am i doing this right
Death and I have a complicated situationship. Do I even want to know what you mean by uncle?
well i guess grandpa would be more biologically accurate but i dunno you just scan as an uncle to me. idfk i hate family shit.
No, no, I got that. I have no siblings biologically, but you uh. You appear to have dog ears. So... One of them had a kid with Jade?
its a long story i like to call: "the autobiography of ruby longstocking lalonde-harley", or more simply, "ugh"
My condolences. Something tells me you were had out of wedlock. No clue what would give me that impression. Though. *Said while glancing at your handle repeatedly.*
rose might as well have pushed out a foam middle finger instead of me. would've been more worth everyone's time.
And I now know everything I need to know to understand. Thank you.
i know some of you like, see canon or time or some bullshit. think aunt june calls mine 'meat' for some ungodly reason. steer clear i guess.