
.... doggy brain mode.... #suggestive #nsfw

okay nevwermind. #respect

Hey I barely hornypost I think I've earned a few

by all means puppy, livwe your life. wvoof wvoof and all that, go chase some pussycats. and ill be standing owver here if youre into feeling bad about wvho your partner is i guess. good luck squirt o7 #nsfvw

I don't have a partner, my guy.

i mean sex partner, keep up. im here for all the ladies vwho get off to being wvith a guy they hate, or wvould feel ashamed to admit they got wvith. im not saying i wvanna cuck your hypothetical partner, get your mind outta the gutter #nsfvw

I didn't think you are I don't have a sex partner either

still not wvhat i mean by partner, you sure you aint a vwirgin or something pup? im talking the lovwest possible commitment here, literally just wvhatewver you vwanna call someone youre banging in the moment, ewven if you nevwer see em again. am i the crazy one, is partner not the wvord for that anymore? am i old?

I think the word you want is fuckbuddy. Which I also don't have. I'm not sleeping with anyone at all right now.

ehh fuckbuddy implies you do it more than once, i wvouldnt call a one day stand a fuckbuddy. maybe im just outta touch. wvhatewver, uhh... dovwn girl! sit! heel! and... go get the ball! *pretends to throwv the ball but doesnt actually throvw the ball.*

If it was that easy to get me in that headspace I wouldn't be complaining but I sure appreciate the effort, big guy.