
Who could have possibly predicted this? Oh, wait. Me.

i think youre a bigger perwvert than i am.

I am merely four feet tall.

i guess i respect the hustle. dunno about the implication that the vwinner of this wvhole thing is somehovw important enough for you to screvw wvith. probably fine.

What could you mean? I would not have the means to influence the votes so aggressively. Certainly they acted of their own accord. I, personally, submitted my vote. It was even mailed to you weeks prior.

...that blank piece of paper? i got a paper cut and dropped it, then spilled some spray axe on it, wvhich revwealed the message... vwait, i think thats hovw i got the idea for the babe-off in the first place? wvait, no, that wvas blank piece of paper adwvertising for a local florist. dunno vwhat youre talking about.
MANY OF THE REMAINING WHORES ARE IMPORTANT ENOUGH TO SCREW.

true!!!