the more that you specify and hammer in that wvhatevwer youre doing is "consensual" the wveirder it sounds. wvhats the one bit? my "i only hawve consensual sex" shirt is raising a lotta questions ansvwered by my shirt. wvhy dont you vwrite a song about all the explicitly consensual sex youre hawving, thatll showv em. compose a powver ballad about hugs and kisses but you alwvays make sure to ask for consent first. look, it dont do anything for the cromeister if the gal dont wvant him, but if i started bragging about all the consensual sex im hawving youd all call me a creep. i promise you, the only vway normal people are gonna assume youre not doing it abovwe board is if you keep telling em ovwer and ovwer that youre doing it abovwe board. #nsfvw
(°. f𖦹s𖦹cr de'rcris dkwulk .°)
did your lusus vwalk ovwer your keyboard or something pal? thats a wvhole lotta nothin
(°. grigm fist'u gnlag .°)
oh, okay babe, got it. yknovw, i aint too bad wvith my tongue myself ;) #suggestiwve
i dodge.
(°. gugg𖦹sh .°)
I've reread this a8out 8 times now... I stay confused. Congratul8ons.