
[a wvideo. cronus shoots a thumbs up towvards the camera. someone wvith a vwvweird accent gripes about havwing to stand back and film. cronus cusses him out. cronus looks towvards the vwet and vwild shack, wvhich looks like it vwas built from the leftovwers of a wvild ikea night. cronus rushes tovwards the shack and throvws open the door. theres a beat as he stares, confused, inside the shack. theres a sudden blast of vwater that sends him flying off camera. the cameratroll shouts, and tries his best to keep the vwiewv on cronus. cronus is stuck a fevw feet up against a brick wvall, held there by the sheer force of the continuous stream of wvater. after a fewv moments it abates, and he drops to the ground, unmowving. the cameratroll svwwvears, then stops filming as he runs towvards cronus.] @gadabouttrickster ill sue

