<^(Sometimes people l^^ck nu^^nce ^^nd depth in ^^nything they s^^y ^^nd do ^^nd it’s ok^^y to be br^^inless herds of flesh ^^nd multi-hued st^^ins for blood. Not pissed ^^t my coworkers. No.)^>
Yet an.o°ther advantage .o°f being an independent small business .o°wner: n.o° c.o°w.o°rkers
<^(I on one occ^^sion ^^ttempted to consume your bevver^^ge once while tr^^vveling the outskirts ^^nd found th^^t my knivves h^^d punctured the side of the c^^n ^^nd m^^de the drink h^^lf fl^^t ^^nd my tools smell like c^^rbon^^ted syrup. Fix this. Your customer servvice lines stopped ^^nswering my inquiries. This w^^s psychologic^^lly t^^ilored inter^^ctionb^^it for you.)^>
My advice f.o°r y.o°u w.o°uld be t.o° n.o°t all.o°w any sharp implements near the s.o°da t.o° begin with despite being called s.o°ft drinks the cans are rather hard h.o°wever they are n.o°t s.o° hard as t.o° be unable t.o° be penetrated by a blade s.o° frankly I fiind I chalk thiis up t.o° user err.o°r and thus y.o°ur warranty is v.o°iid