Noxane Zolair
@aerosoulTempered
<^( “Fixer” of “Things” for hire. Cont^^ct for r^^tes. )^>
<^(My servvices require ^^ sm^^ll lo^^n, sure. But nowhere else c^^n you be re^^ssured of qu^^lity like mine. It’s the spite th^^t se^^sons e^^ch di^^bolic^^l sm^^tterings of corpse piles c^^lled my irl K/D.)^>
<^(There’s ^^lw^^ys just some kind of… unc^^nny n^^ture th^^t comes ^^long with the communic^^tion of beings th^^t c^^n see p^^st the night sky like it’s just ^^ billbo^^rd. I once tried to so^^r ^^s high ^^s I could into the st^^rs. Yet… when I g^^zed upw^^rds. I only s^^w the infinitesim^^l ^^rr^^y of hollow light beyond our re^^ch, ^^nd evverything I knew f^^r below… ^^nd not wh^^t He h^^d seen ^^nd s^^id. Th^^t w^^s when I thought… ^^m I not truly speci^^l? No m^^tter how much stronger He m^^kes us? C^^n someone re^^lly bre^^k our strings binding us to the p^^r^^de th^^t goes for ^^ll eternity? I shouldn’t s^^y. I s^^w the things He m^^de th^^t twerp do. He knows the things I s^^w with my own G^^ze, ^^nd th^^t I know now wh^^t I should know not but in turn I know not wh^^t he knows. M^^ybe there’s something out there. Smiling th^^t s^^me smile of His. Sometimes if I look ^^t the constell^^tions in the deep ^^byss ^^bovve us, I c^^n see th^^t)^>
<^(Too m^^ny ^^m^^teurs ^^nd glo^^ting nobodies ^^re wrongfully pondering th^^t duel strifers tourney winner ch^^nces ^^re dependent on your indivvidu^^l strengths. It re^^lly relies on how much you got th^^t shit on. You nevver see ^^n ugly tw^^t in first pl^^ce.)^>
<^(“I c^^n levvel ^^ sm^^ll cluster of hivvestems e^^sy!” vvs. someone who knows how to cut their h^^ir evvenly for the c^^mer^^.)^>
<^(Reply ^^nd I’ll tell you how much you would go for ^^ bounty. Ex^^ct. M^^ybe I’ll feed your ego if you’re nice ^^bout it (I won’t be).)^>
sure will, thAts chump chAnge tO the lOng list Of lOOt And slightly mAnipulAted surrendering's due tO me And my twins skill.
<^(“CondesceGPT gener^^te me ^^ W”. 3500. You sure you’re not better fit for ^^ b^^ttery?)^>
my ance2tor wa2 condy'2 battery for a few thou2and 2weep2 untiil 2he pu2hed hiim two far and friied hiim. no thank2.
<^(… hm. Hundreds ^^nd thous^^nds… chump ch^^nge. I guess you’re not ^^ complete ^^irhe^^d unlike the tw^^ts I meet in routine g^^mes. Wh^^t’s your gimmick. Or would knowing your ^^ce m^^ke you… vvulner^^ble?)^>
im An Open bOOk since peOple usuAlly dOnt get clOse enOugh tO me heh. ever heAr Of jOinted mAniuplAtiOn? me And my twin sister hAve thAt, we cAn cOmbine Our thOughts tO eAsily OverpOwer peOple intO giving up And hAnding Over their sweet lOOt. reAl sick shit
<^(Hm. Ment^^l subjug^^tion ^^nd psychi^^tric exploit^^tion of one’s conscious control ovver the body ^^nd self. VVery interesting. P^^in in the ^^ss to kill. Wh^^t’s the pl^^n when one’s psychologic^^l fortitude is beyond th^^t of control? I’d vvery much be more inclined to he^^r ^^bout your gener^^l comb^^t c^^p^^bilities. We hunt ^^t higher prices if the person is good ^^t fighting b^^ck tooth ^^nd n^^il. Prim^^l instincts th^^t ^^re good ^^re r^^re.)^>
we usuAlly fight in sync And As A teAm, myself using duAl swOrds while my sibling uses AdvAnced stickbAll techniques As she puts it (StickbAll bAt And bAll). AlthOugh I cAn hOld my Own in A sOlO fight pretty well.
<^(Sometimes people l^^ck nu^^nce ^^nd depth in ^^nything they s^^y ^^nd do ^^nd it’s ok^^y to be br^^inless herds of flesh ^^nd multi-hued st^^ins for blood. Not pissed ^^t my coworkers. No.)^>
Yet an.o°ther advantage .o°f being an independent small business .o°wner: n.o° c.o°w.o°rkers
<^(I on one occ^^sion ^^ttempted to consume your bevver^^ge once while tr^^vveling the outskirts ^^nd found th^^t my knivves h^^d punctured the side of the c^^n ^^nd m^^de the drink h^^lf fl^^t ^^nd my tools smell like c^^rbon^^ted syrup. Fix this. Your customer servvice lines stopped ^^nswering my inquiries. This w^^s psychologic^^lly t^^ilored inter^^ctionb^^it for you.)^>
My advice f.o°r y.o°u w.o°uld be t.o° n.o°t all.o°w any sharp implements near the s.o°da t.o° begin with despite being called s.o°ft drinks the cans are rather hard h.o°wever they are n.o°t s.o° hard as t.o° be unable t.o° be penetrated by a blade s.o° frankly I fiind I chalk thiis up t.o° user err.o°r and thus y.o°ur warranty is v.o°iid
<^(On my contr^^ct to de^^l with modern d^^y ^^lonso Quij^^… ^^hem… VVener^^ble Knight Don Quixote ^^nd squire S^^ncho P^^nz^^h. Posting the fight vvideo l^^ter.)^>
<^(^^re we ugly on purpose?)^>
V^ S0rry, I guess I'll fix myself up, I 0nly just w0ke up. ^V
<^(Next time sh^^ll we wish for the punishment of the moon? Nobody deservves retribution for simply being ^^livve. Unless it’s you.)^>
<^(Big Bounty doesn’t w^^nt you to know the m^^rket for evvil twink revvenge. Wink. Wink. Nudge. Nudge.)^>
[ # Took you long enough. ]
<^(I’d ^^lmost begun to thought I’d hidden myself too good. Need ^^ m^^teri^^listic bundle of nonsense to commemor^^te the moment? I think you c^^ll it ^^ “prize”.)^>
V^ Y0ur prize is us getting t0 pester y0u until we get tired and g0 t0 sleep. ^V
<^(I know. Oh Forbid someone be f^^shion^^bly l^^te. Sorrow be thine comp^^nion no more. Etc. etc.)^>
[ # Some would argue that you're a little too late for it to still considered fashionable, but your arrival is appreciated regardless. ]