← @beatboxingHeart

I could probably win Survivor.

Kult: +55
Kull: +45
Total: 100
Ratio: 1.22

I'd vote to not vote you off.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

That's why you'd be my ride or die.

Tempurrary diamond until we're both the final girls.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Can't we turn on the production team and demand a mutual 1st place?

We'd have to make sure we planted bugs all around the crew so we have blackmail.

Already on it. I've been writing down every incident I've had with the scenic shots guy.

And I caught the producer and the make up guy making out over by the snack table.

Contamination on the sustenance station. About to call for an absolute mutiny.

Imagine the reports we could make to OSHA. We got the W in the bag.

Kult: +5
Total: 5