obvviously if there is to be a livve action reenactment of lord of the rings i wwill be playing sauron the lidless eye is my pleasure to portray wwith the wwhite hot fires a SCIENCE
i reject your foul and incapable castin abilities wwitch renounce your list and i could be persuaded to make you a graceful and gorgeous elf in my superior castings

I'm already Haldir in this one. And, for the record, this isn't /my/ casting. I just put the information together as people picked their roles.
wwell i think perhaps you should pick people wwho are wworthy a such performances also you do kinda look like haldir so i wwill keep that

ホビット役の一人を演じてみてはどうだ?それともゴクリを演じるのがいい?
howw dare you a course i wwould nevver play one a those simple hairy foot bastards i wwould only settle for one a the great casters sauron saruman the wwitch king a angmar or gandalf

じゃあ、足の毛が生えてるより、顔に毛が生えてる方がいいってこと?
wwell feet not legs hairy legs are fine manly evven hairy face is ideal but smooth shavved can be nice as wwell preferable evven it is as the old antiquities say a sign a being civvilized transcendent and knowwledgeable like my smooth shavven face handsome too i dont knoww if you havve noticed

アタシの上にのしかかった時に、あごひげが胸の谷間に挟まるほど長い男とは付き合ったくない。
wwell then you are in luck i havve no long beard at all just a smooth face for that cleavvage

うーん、きもっ。

