GOOD LIIGHT LIITTLE TROLLS IIN MY PALMHUSK II HAVE LEARNED SOMETHIING DEVASTATIING WHIICH IIS NOT ACTUALLY UPSETTIING BUT II AM PRETENDIING IIT IIS IIN A DOOM CALL WIITH MY EMPLOYER WHIILE II CHIITT IIRRESPONSIIBLY ABOUT THE MATTER II DO NOT HAVE TO ATTEND MY JJOB DUE TO HEAVY ACIID RAIIN WHIICH IIS AMAZIING EVEN IIF II FORGOT TO BRIING IIN A CHAIIR WHIICH IIS NOW SIIZZLIING VERY LOUDLY
[BEGIN MESSAGE] 0h dear. p1eaze be zafe. [END MESSAGE]
II WIILL ENDEAVOR TO BE SAFE II DO NOT HAVE TO GO OUT FOR ANY REASON TOLIIGHT OR TONIIGHT SIINCE MY JJOB HAS DIISMIISSED MY SHIIFT CELEBRATIING THAT II DIID NOT WANT TO GO AT ALL BUT II RECENTLY SHOPPED SO II AM SET TO REMAIIN IINSIIDE FOR THE DURATIION OF THE ACIID SHOWERS THEY ARE PLEASANT TO LOOK AT EVEN IIF THAT CHAIIR IIS BEIING OBLIITERATED