@ambivalentGangsta — #sevenelevenposting
Morning shift! Helping myself to some much needed coffee before I tackle the bathroom here. Pretty sure someone did some crazy amounts of troll cocaine in there. #sevenelevenposting
Well at least the slurpees didn't get splashed all over me. Not too bad a clean up issue. Overall a pretty quiet shift for today. #sevenelevenposting
If you come to 7-11 today, be careful parking in the back. We gotta hog goin' through the garbage today. #sevenelevenposting
We've got a new flavor of Slurpee here at troll 7-11. It's called "childhood nostalgia" and I think it tastes better if you mix it a bit with cherry coke. #sevenelevenposting https://msparp.chat/troll-seven-eleven
Quiet day so far at work! #Sevenelevenposting
Hot dog ninja has changed targets to Slimothy Jimothys now, but only half-eaten ones. Typical day so far. #sevenelevenposting
So far so good. No sign of any hot dog stealing ninjas, but I put extra hot dogs on the roller anyway. #sevenelevenposting
Never a dull day at fuckin 7/11. #sevenelevenposting
Comin' straight from one job to cover some of a shift at 7/11 for a couple hours. Begging people to not drink an entire syrup cartridge-worth of soda like they're doin' a kegstand again. #sevenelevenposting
Thank god I'm getting off-shift. #sevenelevenposting
Guy came in here, but 10 boner pills, and popped half of them in front of me right after paying. Then he left. I don't know if this was some kinda power move or what but I'm a little worried I'm gonna find him dead in our parking lot on my break. #sevenelevenposting #nsfw ? i guess
No, sorry, the gallon-sized jug you brought in that the Town Pump sold is not something we accept here at Seven Eleven for refills. If you bring something bigger than a milk jug in here and fill it with soda, I'm charging you for like four large sodas. #sevenelevenposting #think-of-your-kidneys
Been a suspiciously quiet morning today at work... #Sevenelevenposting
Man between working as a chef and working here, I am about to go through 500 cigarettes myself. Aight, back to the grind. Nearly done with this shift! #sevenelevenposting
Okay the bathroom fire is out. Gonna have to keep it locked until manager can get someone in to repair it. I ain't paid enough to deal with all that nonsense in there. #sevenelevenposting
Look, guys, the 500 cigarettes meme is funny and all, but if you ask for it, I will be getting down 25 of the most expensive packs and you will be paying about 300 caegars for it. #sevenelevenposting #substance
Look I didn't make the no pailing rule! People need to use that place to shit and piss not fill buckets or whatever--it's just common courtesy! #nsfw #sevenelevenposting
Hey, uh, gentle reminder that we will only give out the bathroom key to one person at a time and we can see when you're trying to sneak another person in there. There is NO PAILING IN THE BATHROOM!!! #sevenelevenposting
Well that was a wild first shift. Remember guys, donuts in the break room. #sevenelevenposting
Dude it's friggen everywhere... #gore #sevenelevenposting
Okay now that there's some others here to get cigarettes for people who buy cigarettes for breakfast, I'm gonna powerwash some blood. YIPPEE! #sevenelevenposting
Cool so now I have to powerwash blood off the pavement in my downtime. Which I'm kinda excited about cos powerwashing shit is fun as hell. But now I'm running things without a coworker and again it is my FIRST SHIFT. This isn't as bad as that time Unc deep fried his hand at the food truck at least. #sevenelevenposting
Y'all it's my first shift you guys have GOT to stop taking pictures of your crimes in the back of the store! Or at least make sure not to get the Seven Eleven in the shot! #sevenelevenposting
Just finished all my onboarding for the store. I start tomorrow bright and early--and I will be bringing donuts for everyone. Overnight and other morning folks get first pick, but be cool and don't take more than one! #sevenelevenposting