@ambivalentGangsta — #substance
Do trolls have "Honey I Shrunk the Kids" as a movie? I guess it'd be somethin like "Bumbling genius scientist invents shrinking machine and due to a series of Rube Goldberg events his children and their neighbor's children become shrunken by said machine and must undergo a series of wacky events to avoid being culled by the dangerous environments while learning life lessons". whatever it's called I keep thinkin about the scene when they come across the snack cakes and it's like a buncha giant frosting and chocolate cookie pieces. Wish that were me sometimes. I'm a little high right now #substance ...Read more
Floatin' high and watchin Ordinary Sausage and D&D hot takes. Yeah this is a good way to spend lunch. #substance
Look, guys, the 500 cigarettes meme is funny and all, but if you ask for it, I will be getting down 25 of the most expensive packs and you will be paying about 300 caegars for it. #sevenelevenposting #substance
Man, now I'm high and gettin' emotional about poems and drag queens Typical Wednesday #substance
man i'm too high for a mario mario post #substance
Yo I'm on that weed that makes me feel like a Time player lmao If I think about the passage of time it's like i fuckin activate the Slow Mo button #substance i guess
Oough. Woke up really feelin' the effects of that #bonfireparty last night. Still would do it all again! #substance
idk why but i feel like celebrating the holiest day by gettin blasted and gettin nasty #substance
Fun soda fact: you can use an empty Faygo liter to make a killer bong #substance #sodafacts
Hmm. Meteors raining down. Time to get high #substance #fucksburb #gmtfo
Some of y’all could really benefit from some weed #substance #trollweediguess #420