
mediate that all you want im thriving

crush it dad!

good morning mr. strider.

good morning miss miguel dont forget to take meeting notes

do we have to be here. i mean, this could’ve been, like, cc’d to us in an email. and it lowkey feels like eric wants to overshadow everyone’s ideas. #justsaying

i am literally always saying this girl but robert swears up n down face to face meetings encourage peer to peer cooperation fucking bull shit on a hog monkeys back if you ask me best just to roll with it itll be over before we know it

i’ll do my best but i ditched my dunkin’ brekkie run for this!!!

oh fuck this then ill take my own notes gimme a glazed blueberry and an iced caramel latte while youre out

actually, it just so happens that your ditzy incompetent assistant, like, totally booked a meeting with a client that’s in 2 minutes so you’ll have to leave this one. :((( soz boss, looks like ur coming with.

like oooh noooooo how could this have like happened? guess ill have to get my dundun on the way to my next meeting ta losers