clover!
@amorousFortune
your favorite lucky charm!
i think the ants are unionizing.
What how did they figure out about my jello
https://i.imgur.com/Y8XMjCy.gif #vagueposting
ugh. i need to go reread all of rankmaid's posts or something to feel sane again.
#nsfw @heartsBoxcars#0971 are you stealin' genitals and givin' 'em to the poor?
....i can't tell if they're flirting or not. #vagueposting
clover.
#teatime man, that was great. i kinda wish there was more actual tea involved but i got to meet a lot of cool people! especially @archive4ddict ! :D
I didn't meet anyone, why did he make ME the bartender? Y'all fucks didn't even come ask for drinks. Had to make me my own.
Yeah, and I made all 111 of those drinks you asked, but did you thank me? NO.
oh you're so right, i'm sorry baby, thank youuuu. i'll make you your hangover cures to make up four it.
Hmmm, that's right. Make me a cure to my woes~! You're so fucking sweet, babycakes.
#teatime rankmaid is here!!!!
i don't kinkshame, you guys have fun, but....personally, i gotta draw a line in the sand somewhere. #pissgate #nsfwe
#feltmanorpsa now that the pool is de-jello'd, and while the cleaners are doing their thing inside, i set up the heat pumps to near-jacuzzi levels so everyone can come wash off their paint. the yellow ink is nooootttt coming out easy in my case but you know, that's fine.
ribbit.
i look away four 4 seconds and we're all #oilingup. does bein' covered in paint count?
(( every single non-intermission friend clover makes gets funnier. - shitpeta - mom lalonde - the rankmaid - orphaner fucking dualscar never in my ten years of writing this dude have so many non-midnight city people entertained his whimsies. i'm thriving.
((I love it because I used to rp as Felt!Dualscar on parp))
(( BRO. BRO. I WROTE CREW!DUALSCAR FOR MULTIPLE YEARS. IM SHAKING YOU BY THE SHOULDERS
((Dawg!!! I basically had him change his name to Bankshot and he was brought in as like, enrichment for Handmaid lmao.))
(( it was an "everyone is crew, felt, or law" au which is still very dear to my heart.
((Crew is 0robably mote fitting but I had such cool art for him. Ahab's Crosshairs was changed into a long pool cue rifle and his horns had like, the chalk on tbem. He had to clean his pool cue to fire.
@itChy has been zooming around looking four more yellow paint stashes four a little while now. little does he know i purrpawsfully put less yellow in than the rest of the colors.
just stuck my leg out and watched itchy go face first into the carpet. it never gets old. painted his rear end in both shades of purple. :)
:33< great job purrfessor!
One of the few things that brings a smile to my face.
#feltmanorpsa ahem. there are 44 paintball guns available in the foyer, plus mine, spares four potential crew intervention or breakage. all midnight city residents are welcome to partake if they so desire. paintball canisters in the respective colors (white included four the stripes), as well as charm colors are available in (four now) full stock in each of the kitchens, with extras stashed around in miscellaneous rooms and halls and also probably your room if you left it unlocked. if you decide to shoot snowman or scratch, that's your own funeral, and your usage of my weaponry agrees to these terms. i will be hirin' cleaners four the aftermath. may the best shot win.
hell, humans too! join the party! [4ttached: The space-time coordinates four the front lawn of the Felt Manor.]
well. guess i'm yellow now.
#feltmanorpsa at least it's lime flavored jello this time.
hm....there's....gushers-shaped objects in the jello that i can see, but it's too thick to see to the bottom.
Eugh aw man, what's that make this? 3rd time this month?
think so. four once i'm not hopin' four a fourth.
#feltmanorpsa okay, who filled the pool with jello again. it was funny the first time but we've been over this, T4RGET your pranks, come on!
We could try leaving out cake again. That worked quite well last time.
#chittrconfession #nsfl i'd probably jig with anyone in the crew.
waoaf..,m./// um i meant to ask this earlier...! is there a "line dance" kinnd off thign? #nsfl
#nsfl oh yeah, when you dance with multiple charmmates? totally, it's just harder to organize than most fantasies and fiction ever lead you to believe. but if you C4N get it going it's awesome.