how many partners d0es it take two turn my wh0le "mean two every0ne but my loved 0nes" gimmick intwo kind 0f just being a nice person. im just w0ndering.
:33 < I don't nyow...... It would make for a juicy headline! :33 < Sollux "GOATlux" Captor collects lovers like figurines! But what you would never guess is that he can't k33p up with his duties as a lover!
OR janey wh0 is adorable and t0ugh and who i always think is g0od and decent deep d0wn even if some versi0ns of her need tw0 be taken down a peg. just the other day i helped her bake.
YES I CAN. THIS IS MY THING, IM A GENEROUS L0VER. FUCK.
:33 < I dont nyoww....!!! The evidence points elsewhere... H33h33h33...
listen i dont want idi0ts taking your headline and running with it tw0 say stupid shit about me 0nline. that sounds really ann0ying. so, given that i try tw0 love every versi0n of my partners because theyve made me a l0t happier if i take you, ms leij0n, out 0n a purropurr date, candles and music and all that jazz, will y0u rescind this libel?
:33 < Breaking Mews! Sollux "Goatlux" Captor an unfaithful lover! Pawing out to alternate versions of his quadmates when they purrove to not be enough to satiate his appetite!! :33 < This is making my whiskers tingle! Such a juicy story!! :33 < And to boot, he's s33n here trying to bribe a journalist!
IM BEING KIND!
:33 < Kindness with a goal in mind! You are trying to get me to k33p your name out of the media in exchange for a romantic dinner and possibly sexual furvors! That is a real story!
i said nothing ab0ut sexual favors. what kind of a rag is this?
:33 < Is that not what you fur impurrlying? Silly me! ;33 < But the offur of dinnpurr is still a bribe.