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COMING STRAIGHT FROM YOUR HOUSE... Mr. (Ant) Tenna's TV Time is filmed in front of a LIVE audience. Do YOU wanna be a contestant? Inquire via DIRECT MESSAGE! I don't have an EMAIL!

Blood: GoldAge: Kult Score: 272Kull Score: 4596 followers3 following
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FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
Our Holy Mirth
A member of the True Faith. [Technically nondenominational!?]
@enigmaticEffigy[EE]

[Scanning...] ▒ ▒ ▒▒ ▒ ▒ we are practicing "zmall talk". zo thiz one will azk. what iz. your. favourite colour? [Targets ???]

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Brown. >[^)] BROUGHT TO YOU BY MR. (ANT) TENNA'S TV TIME!

Remember to give your CRT a hug and tell him you love him! BROUGHT TO YOU BY MR. (ANT) TENNA'S TV TIME!

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Smash your flatscreen. BROUGHT TO YOU BY MR. (ANT) TENNA'S TV TIME!

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The L⦶rd ⦶f Screens, cleaved red by blade.

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What the HECK are you on about!? BROUGHT TO YOU BY MR. (ANT) TENNA'S TV TIME!

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S⦶ sayeth the Angel Eye.

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Look, I've got a busy schedule! Far too busy to be getting... Sliced up or whatever you said! This "Angel Eye" fellow can BUZZ OFF! BROUGHT TO YOU BY MR. (ANT) TENNA'S TV TIME!

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Oh man. BROUGHT TO YOU BY MR. (ANT) TENNA'S TV TIME!

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Mew!

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Uhhhhh... Yes! I agree! (?) BROUGHT TO YOU BY MR. (ANT) TENNA'S TV TIME!

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We'll dance and dance and run around, Oh wondrous lord of screens! You'll lead me to the telephound, And listen to his screams! HEEHEEHOOHOOHAAHAAHEEHEEHOOHOOHAAHAAHEEHEEHOOHOOHAAHAA meow HONK meow HONK MEOW hooonk

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"Lord of screens"? Ooh! I like that one!! You sure are a funny little guy! >[^)] BROUGHT TO YOU BY MR. (ANT) TENNA'S TV TIME!

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Perhaps you ought to get your cathode ray tubes checked, They're looking a little dim! Some friendly advice from me to you to me to you to me :)

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𝓨𝓘𝓚𝓔𝓢! I liked that one less! Go back to the other stuff! BROUGHT TO YOU BY MR. (ANT) TENNA'S TV TIME!

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One should always ALWAYS always Have new Material Do you have any protein? :)

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I'm sure there's something protein-adjacent in our TV Dinners™(™)...? Haha! BROUGHT TO YOU BY MR. (ANT) TENNA'S TV TIME!

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I've had a TERRIBLE day! Almost had to call off the show this evening! ALMOST! >[^)] BROUGHT TO YOU BY MR. (ANT) TENNA'S TV TIME!

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(Admittedly it wasn't the best quality, and I could've been much more lively, but HEY! The show must go on! You folks should give it a watch... For my tremendous effort and commitment, of course.) BROUGHT TO YOU BY MR. (ANT) TENNA'S TV TIME!

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How to remove ex partner from your comment section. BROUGHT TO YOU BY MR. (ANT) TENNA'S TV TIME!

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Ex BUSINESS partner******** BROUGHT TO YOU BY MR. (ANT) TENNA'S TV TIME!

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TRY NOT BEING SO [[Completely, utterly-]] PATHETIC, [[Trash heap]]! IT'S GETTING SAD!!!

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I'm going to find you and sell you to one of those creepy guys on here who REALLY likes puppets. BROUGHT TO YOU BY MR. (ANT) TENNA'S TV TIME!

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DON'T DO THAT????

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Then GET LOST you RODENT! BROUGHT TO YOU BY MR. (ANT) TENNA'S TV TIME!

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The show went wonderfully, as expected! >[^)] In celebration, I am going to get #WASTED. #substance BROUGHT TO YOU BY MR. (ANT) TENNA'S TV TIME!

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(MOSTLY wonderfully. Someone threw a water bottle at me? One of those metal ones!) BROUGHT TO YOU BY MR. (ANT) TENNA'S TV TIME!

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I'M POINTING AND LAUGHING AT YOU RIGHT NOW. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH,A.AA.

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You can point and laugh ALL YOU WANT, you little rat! I got a FREE water bottle! For FREE! BROUGHT TO YOU BY MR. (ANT) TENNA'S TV TIME!

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STICK THAT WATER BOTTLE UP YOUR [[Fire in the hole!]]!!!!

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I bet you wish I would! I bet you wish I'd film it too! And show you! Because you are OBSESSED with me! BROUGHT TO YOU BY MR. (ANT) TENNA'S TV TIME!

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................MOVING ON!!!!!!!!!!

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𝓦𝓱𝓪𝓽? BROUGHT TO YOU BY MR. (ANT) TENNA'S TV TIME!

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* Top 5 lunch meets. Number one slommy.

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Hi buddy! I think you forgot the rest of the list! BROUGHT TO YOU BY MR. (ANT) TENNA'S TV TIME!

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* Slommy.

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Ha ha! Yes! Slommy! BROUGHT TO YOU BY MR. (ANT) TENNA'S TV TIME!

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(??????) BROUGHT TO YOU BY MR. (ANT) TENNA'S TV TIME!

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Popsicles look so appealing. Especially those rainbow ones! It's a real shame I'm a television and I'm pretty sure attempting to digest food would make me short circuit! BROUGHT TO YOU BY MR. (ANT) TENNA'S TV TIME!

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* You need to play a video of a popsicle ad on your screen and try licking it from the inside.

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Oh, I've never thought of that! BROUGHT TO YOU BY MR. (ANT) TENNA'S TV TIME!

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