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APPLICATIONS FOR NEW ROOMMATE AVAILABLE AT FRONT DESK. DONT BE SHY, YOU CAN NOT BE ANY WORSE THEN MERASMUS' ORIGINAL ROOM MATE.

Oh boy 5am, I'll finally get to sleep and a break from the torture nexus.

3833 < *cc blows up your )(usktop/palm)(usk/computer/p)(one because it would be mad funny*

3833 < Yaoi on t)(e timeline, w)(o c)(33red

God, what I would give to look at a pretty twunk. #kinda-yearning #suggestive
GUYS AM I UGLY BE HONEST!!!! [[ https://i.postimg.cc/zGSZNKpN/image.png ]]

Need more simulator games, so I can be a God and have full control over little npcs and worlds. #ControlFreakHours
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[OH HEY 40K KULT #HITTR I REMEMBER THE TIME$ I WA$ #ELEBRATING HAVING 10K KULL HOW TIME PA$$E$! $IGH! ANY HOT $EXY MEN WANNA HIT MY DM$]
HAVE YOU EVER WANTED SOMEONE OUT OF YOUR LIFE? HAVE YOU EVER FELT THEIR HEINOUS, DISGUSTING WORDS TO BE A PERSONAL ATTACK ON YOUR [[Special place to call your own.]]?? TRY RIPPING THE WIRES OUT OF THEIR STUPID HEAD AND GNAWING ON THEM LIKE A SICK ANIMAL!!!!
[BULLETS IN HOTDOG] <[Never set FOOT in PRIME TIME!]






