First, And Most Importantly. #larkdoodles @carbolicgalvanologist https://i.imgur.com/phhtdww.png
THIS IS ARTISTIC SLANDER OF A MAGNITUDE SO EGREGIOUS THAT IT DEMANDS A SWIFT AND APOCALYPTIC METEOR STORM, AIMED DIRECTLY AT YOUR DUMBFUCK FACE, OR MORE SPECIFICALLY, LOCALIZED SOLELY TO YOUR EYES, WHICH ARE QUITE EVIDENTLY FUCKING BLIND. BECAUSE I LOOK NOTHING LIKE THIS. I DON'T WEAR A T-SHIRT. I DON'T LIKE LEAVING MY PRONGS EXPOSED. ERGO, SLANDER. DESERVED "FUCK YOU."
oh my gooooood you are so lucky ive never seen a cuter troll than a blushing karkat
Careful Karkat there, Karkat. He bites.
I HOPE THAT THE CHEKOV'S INTERNSHIP YOU'RE CURRENTLY SO BLITHELY ENSORCELLED TO BLOWS UP IN YOUR FACE WITH SUCH SPECTACULAR FORCE THAT THE ONLY THING LEFT OF YOUR CHITTR ACCOUNT WILL BE A MUSHROOM CLOUD. WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH YOUR SICK FETISH FOR ME AND MY EQUALLY AND JUSTIFIABLY PERTURBED VARIANTS. YOU SMIRKING WEIRDO.
This is just darling!!! I hoꫂ❁e you're having a nice wriggling day, Larkso :) ❣︎
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the obsession stems from your being cute when youre flustered dummy OuO
FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU TIMES ONE MILLION TO THE INFINITIETH POWER, REFRACTED AND AMPLIFIED ACROSS EVERY CONCEIVABLE DIMENSION, EVERY FREQUENCY AND WAVELENGTH OF LIGHT, SOUND, AND SPATIAL OCCUPATION, INTO EVERY FLAPCHAFING CORNER OF CREATION. AND THEN ONE ADDITIONAL FUCK YOU ON TOP OF THAT.
thats very forward of you but you really should clear that with your boyfriend first before suggesting such things you know!
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