
▲if theres any #hottopic employees not either fucking me or dead from the Spencers raids get ready for them to siege us▼ ▲i didnt get us raid insurance▼

Wait is a war happening, how did I miss this actually.

▲turns out our hot topic employees were raiding Spencers for more stock, and now Spencers has declared war on us▼

Ah I see, should we supply the employees weapons then or what exactly does a war of this scale entail. I am genuinely curious.

▲i mean troll companies do this all the time, its half a marketing stunt▼ ▲but yeah we should give them guns▼

I see, different from human culture though I suppose we have black Friday. Right, I'll put that in the budget then.

▲thanks babe▼

Of course dear.

🔪 Send me the location, callie mallie has given me a belt fed .50 and said “go fourth and do a murder” #violence

▲yeah alright fuck it, just go on goregle maps and look up spencers, start shooting the place up▼ #violence