i had an idea once that i could hop through enough timelines to date every one of you not metaphorically every version of every person i knew i thought it would be a very efficient way to determine whether compatibility was a matter of circumstance or inevitability it did not work out some of you hated me some of you loved me most of you died before the second date one of you became a cult leader which was more inconvenient than anything the strangest part was that after a while i began to notice a pattern every timeline i visited had already started coming apart before i arrived sometimes only a little sometimes catastrophically i stopped keeping track of whether that was a coincidence 0u0 so i tend not to date these sweeps #unreality #doomedtimelines #alternateselves #death #massdeath #fatalism #existentialhorror #romance #timelinetravel
well yeah they d0n't call them do0med timelines just because it sounds c0ol
s0metimes theyre dumb as shit. doesn't change the meaning.
࣪⊹₊˚{ wow!!!! i have like NOOOO idea who you are, but i hope we at LEECH got to date no. 4 befoure my like way inevitable + horrific death! \}*7*{/ yayyyy! }/u\{ ~ <3< <3 <3< <3 }˚₊⊹ ࣪
have y0u f0und a pers0n y0u tend t0 get al0ng with in m0st timelines 0r m0st versi0ns 0f them
get along with specifically would be sollux which feels like a guarantee romantically though? it is a *mixed* bag!
interesting