Aradia Megido

3 days ago

@apocalypseArisen[AA]

#regrettiosquest #sloppychalkies after putting down my palm husk and considering the path of the can eater (rest in peace mr mayor) i have gathered a coven of my time clones to indulge in this little aside of supping in the style of a bindle toting vagrant troll of yore aradiabot had very little data to offer on the subject as she could only tip the contents of her meal into her body but after altering the time stream we can all agree that the stench emanating from her was unholy she is being hosed down by a stray aradiasprite that somehow never made it into the chassis of an aradiabot and for the record aradiasprite said it was not as good as fresh fly larvae gross but good to know i guess for the discerning troll gourmand my own experience was one of slight nostalgia as indulging in tinned and canned food excavated from the ruins of antiquity is something of an ancillary pastime i developed alongside my antique scouting during the old flarp days if it wasnt truly ancient food it was hardly worthy of sampling and this can was certainly not ancient but it was unforgettable there really is nothing like feeling a packet of mystery meat filled rolled gluten pieces exploding under your blunt teeth to remind you how much more you prefer things to be cheese filled nevertheless every time i had cold meals like this it was vriska supplying them and she only ever brought the meat filled kind to flarp games 4/10 and strangely bittersweet i would probably score it higher if i was actually starved for nutritious food i dont think i will be reaching for the psuedodumplings again any time soon