What if we went to the aquarium and I told you about all the different fish species? #dateideas
Mmhahhaha, I jeſt. Come now what would you tell me, anything that could dazzle a fiſh in the fleſh?
Probably nothing you don't already know. But I have been super obsessed with the vampire squid lately. They're so pretty and the fact they can turn themselves inside out is super cool. Like, I think that would be so interesting, if you could just go nope, I'm inside out now! Plus, it's just a little guy! It won't do nothin to ya!
Ah yes, eluſive little creatures thoſe ones. On the rareſt of occaſions I will ſee them through the portholes of my hive, but they are uſually more preoccupied with the trifling matters of a falſe ſquid.
That's so cool that you get to see them sometimes! They're just so cool and have been in my brain since I learned about them.
Indulge me, what draws a warmblood ſuch as yourſelf towards ſuch dangerous paſſions? Unleſs I am miſunderſtanding your ſtation and attributing a falſe caſte to ſome caſteleſs being amidſt the realm of this ſuppoſedly multiverſal platform.
Well, I'm human so we don't have that kinda caste system. I was born wealthy which was cool. And I know there's a lot of stuff in the ocean that could kill me but I just think they're really neat! I've always loved the ocean when I was a child. My dad used to call me his little mermaid. I also think a lot of marine animals are misunderstood by the general public. Like, sharks are not all that dangerous. Yeah, those cases do happen but you're more likely to get killed by a cow than be attacked by a shark. And, I dunno. I've always just felt a deep connection to the water!
Am I to believe an affinity towards the ſeas is a uniquely noble attribute even beyond my perceivable realm? How flattering. The reſt of this vernacular is loſt on me however.
Hm, I guess so! We know less about our oceans than we do about space! It's pretty wild. And yeah, that's fair. I suppose we would have different ways of saying things.