o-The-first-submission-to-the-#gossipjuicing-forum-has-been-procured-froM--- o-None-of-your-fucking-businesS--- o-Fuck-/-yoU--- o-Recently-this-patron-discovered-through-metaphorical-fruit-vines-that-a-residenT-- o-SODA-TROLL--- o-Has-failed-to-stock-the-ever-effluvious-beveragE o-TAB-COLA--- o-Patron-none-of-your-fucking-business-is-enraged-about-the-lack-of-representation-for-the-tasteless-and-vile-tongued-demographic-here-among-us-on-chittR--- o-Fuck-you-would-also-like-the-universe-to-know-that-fuck-prefers-drivveL o-Fuck-you-would-also-like-to-directly-indirectly-call-out-this-useR--- o-@carbonatedCaravanserai--- o-#DirectpostinG--- o-Submit-your-own-anonymous-gossip-to-the-forum-herE--- o--https://docs.google.com/forms/d/18CzxzQxDzbZPuPdHFmMut2NTiAYj_shmSmG4ZDkBzB0/viewform---
TaB is a can full .o°f lies and deceit this was n.o° failure but a ch.o°ice PURP.o°SEFUL t.o° deny TaB a sp.o°t up.o°n am.o°unt my f.o°ur legged plane C.o°NSUDER if y.o°u will that TaB is claimed t.o° be the m.o°st sugary m.o°st high .o°ctane m.o°st caffeinated m.o°st m.o°st m.o°st and yet it has n.o°ne c.o°ntained n.o°ne it is a lie a fraud I d.o° n.o°t stand f.o°r this it brings shame t.o° s.o°das all everywhere and I ap.o°l.o°gize highbl.o°o.d but y.o°u sh.o°uld be ashamed als.o° .o°f y.o°ur taste f.o°r imbibing in such an awful excrement laden experience such that is that .o°f TaB please keep my name .o°ut .o°f y.o°ur filthy filtyh TaB m.o°uth y.o°u are awful and vile thank y.o°u
N.o°t y.o°u p.o°ster highbl°o.o°d ap.o°l.o°gies just I kn.o°w wh.o° submitted this suchly
o-Please-do-observe-that-this-is-a-satyrical-revision-of-an-anonymous-gossip-submissioN--- o-I-agree-with-yoU-That-soda-is-disgustinG------