“Yeah, 8a8e, you are so going to get me pregnant” I say while actively swallowing a 8irth control pill #nsfw #prank #pwnd
0ld3st tr1ck 1n th3 b00k lm40 #PWND

it feels so good to not get pregnant but at least pretend about it a little bit like oh my god dude im gonna fucking lay an egg
“Yeah I’m soo in la8our rn just 8eing pregnant” I say while laying down in my 8ed with a 8ottle of rum in hand

fuck that baby im drinking all the booze momma damn well pleases
Trolls can’t even get pregnant why did I make this Chitt in the first place lmao
Girl, ily, 8ut I think you have me mixed up with another Vris. Your pro8a8ly pregnant princess is in another castle!!!!!!!!
ooohhhhhh crap okay okay thanks. we should start a system to better know which variant is from which timeline :P


