CHANGE OF PLANS. UNDER ANY OTHER CIRCUMSTANCE, AN OFFER TO JOIN A TRIP OUT INTO OPEN WATER WITH @ARACHNIDSGRIPES FOR #FISHINGFRIDAY WOULD BE MET WITH A THERMONUCLEAR PRESENTATION OF THESE TWO MIDDLE TYPESTUBS OF SUCH ATOMIZING ACCELERATION THAT IT WOULD TEAR OPEN A HOLE IN PARADOX SPACE, RELEASING A SCREAMING CHOIR OF PAST, FUTURE, AND ALTERNATE KARKATS TO FORM ONE SINGLE, OPERATIC HARMONY OF THE WORDS, "FUCK YOU." BUT WE BOTH DID SOME PRETTY STUPID SHIT LAST NIGHT. ON CAMERA, APPARENTLY. AND I ADMIT, THIS WOULD BE A GOOD CHANCE TO BOARD UP THOSE BROKEN GANDERPORTS. I'M AT LEAST BEING ASSURED THAT IT'LL BE A SHORT FISHING TRIP. IT HAD BETTER BE.
Hey, no8ody held you at weaponpoint and forced you on8oard! I offered, you accepted!
YOU ARE THE LUCKIEST TROLL ALIVE THAT I AM MORE CONCERNED WITH THE BUILDING OF BRIDGES THAN THE EXPLOSIVE, DIENAMITE-PACKED DISMANTLING OF THEM. THIS HAD BETTER BE GOOD.