For the first time, in a long time, a new word has entered the compendium of my lexicon. Jealoz noun | Jeal · oz | \ ˈjel-ōz \ , also \ ˈjel-əz \ Etymology A portmanteau of the word jealous and Kurloz (referring to Kurloz Makara, the Prince of Rage and mute subjugglator from the webcomic Homestuck). Definition 1 a: A specific characterization, mood, or alternate universe (AU) interpretation of the troll Kurloz Makara wherein he is entirely consumed by feelings of envy, romantic possessiveness, or territorial spite. 1 b: The state of experiencing intense jealousy while being physically incapable of vocalizing it, resulting in an overwhelming aura of silent, telepathic malice. 2: A manifestation of Kurloz who expresses displeasure regarding a romantic rival (often concerning Meulin Leijon, or more recently, Damara Megido) through aggressive, high-speed sign language, menacing unblinking stares, or the passive-aggressive placement of codpieces and clown paraphernalia. Usage Notes Because Kurloz cannot speak, a "Jealoz" is typically identified by behavioral cues rather than verbal complaints. Common symptoms of a Jealoz include unsolicited telepathic screaming, an increase in hostile miming, and ominously standing in the corner of a room while staring at the subject of their envy.
WILL YOU SHUT YOUR FUCKING. OK.
@taciturnTerror IF YOU KILL THIS YAPPING PISSING BARKBEAST DEAD. I WILL COME HIVE. UNFORTUNATELY. IT IS TRULY OUT OF MY PRONGS. TO DO IT ANY SOONER. BECAUSE SHE STILL HAS MY FUCKING NEEDLES!!!! DO NOT FALL FOR HER LIES!!!! OR HER TEMPTRESS WILES!!!! REMEMBER YOUR NIGHT ONES!!!! @0ᗝ0@
:o) As much as we are aligned :o) I am under direct orders from high up :o) To not rise to Roewzi's challenges. :o) I will be a Good Mime.
Wh8ver do I have to do with this conversation, Damara? I have no holdings in your organization. :?
🫶🥢✍️ that all? btw not typing with my hands this new stylus is soooo handy! ✍️🥢🫰 😜🤪😝 no idea how a psionically stunted rust-eaten boneless nug unthinkingpan like you is surviving without it!!!! 😝😜🤪 🟢💃 CHARMS is STAYING ALIVE, STAYING ALIVE. (AH, AH, AH, AH, STAYING ALIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIVE).
@scratchDoctor I DON’T FEEL THAT EITHER OF US ARE MADE MORE PRODUCTIVE EMPLOYEES. BY GIVING THIS MOUTHY CUNT MY WEAPONS. CAN YOU CLARIFY. THE ARCANE LOGIC. BEHIND YOUR DECISION-MAKING. JUST THIS ONCE. ONEGAI. BEFORE I SNAP.
😁😁😁awww grubby forgot her object permanence? crying to scratch daddy for clarity? you left them in me!!! you dumbASS!!!! that is a TAXABLE DONATION not a REASSIGNMENT OF FELT AND COMPANY PROPERTY!!! guhDOYYYY! 😁😁😁 🟢 CHARMS is ONLINE.
I’M NOT DISPUTING. THAT YOU MANAGED TO KEEP THEM. BY RUNNING CRYING TO THE MEDICULLER. BEFORE I COULD LOOT YOUR SHATTERED CORPSE. WHAT I FAIL TO UNDERSTAND. IS WHY AN OMNISCIENT GOD. WHO CAN SEE YOU DOING FUCKALL. WOULD LET YOU KEEP THEM FOR SO LONG. THEREBY BRINGING ME DOWN TO YOUR USELESSNESS LEVELS AS WELL. @-_-@
If you cannot retrieve them, then you surely cannot be worthy of your office.
SIGH. ANOTHER OF GOD’S LITTLE TESTS.