Vriska Serket

1 week ago

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

YOU'RE BLUE NOW.

That is this user's badge.

bisexual

love yourself

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

@araneaeGrapple[AG]

I've always wanted to toss a squirrel at someone in a fight. Or, even 8etter, let me paint you a scenario. Say you're str8 up 8reaking into some fuckers house, it's pitch dark, and you got your wee little flashlight and mask, y'know, 8urglar stuff. Then, as you're ransacking and plundering the house, you hear a whistle. You turn your light to the dark hallway where the noise gener8ed, and there's at least 8 highly trained attack squirrels rapidly approaching and ready to a8solutely make your ass grass, and the squirrels shall 8e the mini lawnmowers for it. Oh? And then I appear and toss the secret, 9th squirrel at him like a fucking ninja star. I think I do too many drugs.