TO ALL THE FUCKERS WITH COMPLEX COFFEE ORDERS: FUCK YOU. I SPIT IN YOUR DRINK EVERY DAMN TIME.

Dawg, FUCK no! I get my shit checked weekly, you think with the shit I've 8uilt so far, I wouldn't 8e a8le to test myself at this r8? Gimme some credit now! I'm also not THAT much of a fuck8oy, shaking my head so hard right now.

Someone seems jealous. ::::)
RESPECT TO YOU, ACTUALLY. YOUR CHANCES OF GETTING MY NOOK JUST WENT FROM 0.0001% TO 1%. CONGRATULATIONS.

alright alright don’t get your damn panties in a twist i was just making sure

Who said anything a8out diving str8 into nook? I'm more lavish than that, damn it! I'm a "walk along the 8each under moonlight" type of guy. Or, well, setting shit on fire as a first d8 type of deal. Honestly? Could 8e either.

Told ya, I'm not the type to disappoint! >::::)

Oh well, won't truly know unless you take the leap! As st8ed, I'll 8e availa8le in case you wish to have your curiosity peaked. >;;;;}
