I’m sweating pure testosterone and lead paint. I hit this cy8ernetically enhanced zaza so hard, the local cell tower near me started leaking fluids upon 8lowing a fatass cloud out the window and the neigh8ors’ Wi-Fi password changed to "OhGogWhyMe?". I’m him. I’m the reason your 8irth certific8 has a warning la8el on the 8ack and a fresh 8rown stain that smells horri8le, 8ecause I wiped my ass with it. I don't have pro8lems, I AM the pro8lem, and I'm wearing designer jeans. Fuck around and find out.
Kult: +5
Kull: +10
Total: 15
Ratio: 0.50
Not even gonna hold y'all, this one took quite a 8it of thought.