(THE PERFECT) First d8 idea: We get into a strife after an argument over having either lo8ster rangoons or cra8 rangoons, I whip out the fucking 8a8y oil and slick that shit over the ground, so now we're 8eating the everloving fuck out of eachother like feral oink-8easts in slop, sweaty, oiled up, with empty stomachs and a hunger for a8solute rage! When the fighting dies down and we're now realising our stupidity, we'll hatesnog as we're 8eing trespassed out of the Panda Express, 8ut not 8efore getting one last lick in on eachother so we 8oth have matching 8lack-eyes to compliment eachother like we've just started making really shitty 101 Dalmatians furry cosplays for ourselves. Woof woof, 8itch.
Must not 8e hot enough.
Care to judge for yourself?
Ask yourself the following: is that REALLY something you want? From me especially?
ykw fair, cant expect an alien to know all the fuckass human flag's. and cant argue about the last thing either
That depends on your top 3 celebrity crushes.
Ryan Gosling. Ryan Gosling. Ryan Gosling. Oh, and an honora8le mention coming up? Ryan Gosling.
Oh fuck YES. Now theres a dreamboat i sure would like to sail the high seas with. Well in that case i most certainly dont think i can hold a candle to him though i truthfully cant find it in myself to be bothered by that.
you get it.
So glad to see an Ampora on 8oard with this.
i think wwevve already established that you n i havve vvery similar ideas on peak pitch datin.