
pErhAps A fOUrth AttEmpt...

hello, Ursila, my name is Secret. I am advising you to no longer attempt downloading the file.

Oh, fOr whAt rEAsOn?

it is a test to see how safety-conscious you are about downloading random files from online. you are not supposed to download the file.

Oh! Oh gOOdnEss I sEE. I dId nOt knOw It wAs A sEcUrIty tEst, I wIsh thEy hAd lAbEllEd It As A sEcUrIty tEst sO I wOUld knOw nOt tO dOwnlOAd It :(

it would be less of a test then if you knew it was one. it was a ...secret test.

Oh! sImIlAr tO clUrchly tEsts Of lOyAlty, I sEE :( nOw I fEEl tErrIblE fOr fAIlIng

oh please don't. many people failed it. the point is now that you have learned to be more careful in downloading things from online.

my mAny thAnks fOr yOUr kInd wOrds AcqUAIntAncE sEcrEt I hAvE lEArnEd my lEssOn

of course, Acquaintance Ursila. if nothing else, think of this as a funny joke from your friend Pascal. may your Messiahs bless your night with more Mirth.