β¦ pitied by @archerTender
if you act like a dick youre gonna get treated like a dick idk man if youre gonna be a miserable piece of shit dont make it other peoples problem unless you want your shit kicked in. human or troll specie's isnt relevant here and its fuckin weird to imply at all lmfao block buttons a godsend
"= lusus convention on my feed. ?. . ="
i need to stop having crushes on people i barely know.
"= gotta keep. everyone. on their nubs. never let people know what you are going for next. ="
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa >_<
i met this 8road dovwn at the local joint the other light, a real smoke showv, legs up to here and all that, right? shes givwing me the eyes, really laying it on thick, giggling wvith her friends, shooting me glances and looking me up and dowvn real slovw like. im picking up wvhat shes putting dovwn, so i 8uy her and her friends a round of drinks, yknovw shovw them im a generous guy, i ewven 8ought one for their chu88y lowv8lood friend, 8ecause im nice. the 8roads laugh and raise their glasses and i giwve them a little wvink next thing you knowv i havwe tvwo of them kneeling on the floor of the disa8les toilet, making out wvith my 8ulge 8etvween them. i tell them to givwe me a little more attention, and one of them tries to put a finger in my ass! novw most nights the diamond factory is strictly off limits! 8ut wvhen you havwe twvo smoking hot 8a8es on either side of your dick givwing you the eyes like starwved animals... you get a little lenient on the rules, you feel me? vworst part vwas the 8roads stilettos, talk a8out painful! #ineededstitches #nsfvw #nsfvwe #su8stance #sexcapades #eroticmemoirs
oh hey, free protein povwder!
...the protein powder attracts cronii...oh no....
I want 2 make a who wants me post bc no 1 will say they want me lmao
...so much i should not envy, yet i do. a sickening envy. it curls in my gut and infects my pan....
i lllike Your nickname ==8) i wantT tTo draw Your blllood in a smallllll tTube and drink itT in one shotT. cutTeness aggression
i'd be llluckY tTo die atT tThis pointT
...is itT notT motTivatTionalll tTo You
i wontT quitT drugs because mY lllusus didntT raise a quitTtTer #motTivatTionalll
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