@arenaceousAlchemy — #wizardfacts
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[ >FUN FACTS WITH THE WIZARD: DIDST THOU KNOW THE ONLY THING TETHERING THE CITIZENS OF TROLL FRANCE TO REALITY IS THE TROLL EIFFEL TOWER? TAKETH THAT AWAY, AND THEY SHALL FLOAT OFF INTO THE AETHER AS IF THEY HATH BEEN RAPTURED. THOU KNOWST WHAT THOU HAST TO DO #FUNFACTS #WIZARDFACTS_ ]
[ >THOU MAY THINKETH IT WERE MERELY THE WIZARD'S MORAL INTEGRITY WHICH LEAD IT TO BLOWING ITS OLD APPRENTICE TO SMITHEREENS FROM USE OF ABOMINABLE INTELLIGENCE SUCH AS SCRIBEGPT, BUT IT, TOO, WERE AT THE GUIDANCE OF SANDSTRIDE'S MAGISTER COUNCIL! USE OF SUCH ABOMINABLE INTELLIGENCE INCURS THE WRATH OF THE MANY, AND IS A CRIME MOST GRAVE. SO GRAVE IT SENDETH THEE TO THE GRAVE IF YOU ARE TO VIOLATE SUCH A RULE WITHIN THEIR JURSIDICTION, AND PUNISHMENT IS SWIFT IF YE ARE CAUGHT UTILIZING THE WRETCHED CONTRAPTION. THIS HATH BEEN #WIZARDFACTS WITH AKRAVI CASTENAME, THE LAW ABIDING EVIL WIZARD_ ]