hELLO, tREEABOOS AND M'LAD1ES. tHE NEXT MAJOR D1SCOVERY 1N OUR QUEST CONS1STS OF THE OR1G1NAL ARCH1VES—UNC*NSORED AND UN*D1TED—OF *cHA1NSAWTROLL*. tHE OR1G1NAL PUBL1CAT1ON WENT ALMOST UNNOT1CED BY THE RELEVANT AUTHOR1T1ES, BUT OVER T1ME, THEY BEGAN TO 1NTERVENE W1TH ED1TS AND, EVENTUALLY, C*NCELLED THE SER1ES ENT1RELY. aMONG THE MOST PROM1NENT REASONS C1TED WERE: "DEP1CT1NG THE MA1N CHARACTER'S *CULLER* M1SUS1NG THE1R AUTHOR1TY," "FA1L1NG TO RESOLVE W1TH DUE HASTE THE LACK OF A *CULLER* FOR THE 'FA1LURE G1RL' CHARACTER," AND "SHOW1NG *H1GHBLOODS* CHEER1NG ON V1OLENCE AND DESTRUCT1ON." yOU KNOW ME: 1 HAVE NO 1NTEREST 1N POL1T1CS; 1 BEL1EVE THAT, EVERY NOW AND THEN, WE SHOULD S1MPLY BE ALLOWED TO ENJOY SOMETH1NG THAT DOESN'T ATTEMPT TO CONVEY ANY PROFOUND MESSAGE. fOR TH1S REASON, WE ARE NOW PUBL1SH1NG THE OR1G1NAL ARCH1VES, AND TRANSLAT1ONS W1LL BE RELEASED SHORTLY. kEEP THE TAPES C1RCULAT1NG! aS FOR MY PERSONAL RAT1NG: 8 AND A HALF *b1G cHUNGUSES* OUT OF 10! - n1TRAM-DONO
im goin to )(ave my egg)(eads find your pitiful server and blow it t)(e fuck up