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Yeah it first shows up in sun & moon, and it's okay lol there's over a thousand of the little guys now so it can be hard to keep track of everything mew~ 💖✨
~the sun is burning me alive but check out this #bigassfish happy #fishingfriday https://files.catbox.moe/u97bnv.png
I'm a big fan of Mewmewkyu myself :333 mew~ 💖✨
Just k33p tossing them.
:33< duuuude! :33< come ofur to my hive :33< ive got it all!!! :33< i mean theres 2,000 some odd epawsodes so like bring a suitcase :33< but like still!!!
I need her t♡ rub my n♡♡k s♡ bad.. #nsfw
:33< yeah!!! :33< and he is right!!! :33< this is why i love team rocket so meowch! :33< they hang out with a cat!!!
:33< espurr rules! :33< the liepard line is purrty cool too :33< and we cant ignore the og meowth!
honEstly though, gamE ordEr doEsn't rEaaaally mattEr in most casEs? i think gEnEration 5 is thE only onE that is an outright sEquEl.
:33< i love pokemon theres cats in there! :33< mew s33n purrugly yet thats my fafurite one!
yyyyEs and no. it's not rEfErrEd to as thE sinnoh rEgion, but it's clEarly mEant to bE a past vErsion of it. wEirdly Enough, i'd suggEst finishing diamond, or swapping ovEr to platinum (thE final, rEfinEd vErsion with Extra contEnt), hEartgold or soulsilvEr, thEn playing thE gEnEration 5 gamEs (1 and 2, thE vErsions don't rEally mattEr much) for rEasons i can't Explain without spoiling things, thEn! going to arcEus.
gog, that rEminds mE, i havE to find my switch and finish arcEus. i think i'm about... thrEE quartErs donE?
I used Big Bertha for this one. Get blasted, you little shits. #fishingfriday https://environmenttechnology.science.blog/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/download-24.jpg
If you fish for me and catch the biggest fish, I'll give u money and maybe a kiss on the cheek. If you're cute.
oh, i lovE sinnoh so much. it's basically my homE rEgion right aftEr unova. wEird that my most playEd rEgion doEsn't fEEl likE homE, now that i'm thinking about it.
Fucki ng real omggg g 👀 alol a bes t regi on
since wwere sharin bait collection https://d2v1xobx8qu3lm.cloudfront.net/media/mageplaza/blog/post/f/r/freshwater-fishing-bait-blog_1.jpg
which onE did you start with? i'm partial to EmErald, but i only playEd that onE so much bEcausE of a misundErstanding.
Say hello to my little explosive friend. #fishingfriday https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/ca/%E0%B4%A4%E0%B5%8B%E0%B4%9F%E0%B5%8D%E0%B4%9F%E0%B4%AF%E0%B4%BF%E0%B4%9F%E0%B5%8D%E0%B4%9F%E0%B5%81%E0%B4%B3%E0%B5%8D%E0%B4%B3_%E0%B4%AE%E0%B5%80%E0%B5%BB_%E0%B4%AA%E0%B4%BF%E0%B4%9F%E0%B5%81%E0%B4%A4%E0%B5%8D%E0%B4%A4%E0%B4%82.jpg/1920px-%E0%B4%A4%E0%B5%8B%E0%B4%9F%E0%B5%8D%E0%B4%9F%E0%B4%AF%E0%B4%BF%E0%B4%9F%E0%B5%8D%E0%B4%9F%E0%B5%81%E0%B4%B3%E0%B5%8D%E0%B4%B3_%E0%B4%AE%E0%B5%80%E0%B5%BB_%E0%B4%AA%E0%B4%BF%E0%B4%9F%E0%B5%81%E0%B4%A4%E0%B5%8D%E0%B4%A4%E0%B4%82.jpg
I dont need to fish, people fish for me. I'm also not patient enough to do all that.
hey guyz so lik i have a matesprit now.... haha but dnt worry im still gonna b doin sexy shiz wit othrs we open lolz :3 so lik just wanted yall 2 kno incase u felt flushed 4 me srry! :')
I am glad to indulge in a bit of tomfoolery on the occasion.
Hm... Yes very pressing. I see.
:33< meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
Hm... Yes it would seem that way.
https://i.imgur.com/wId8DZY.jpeg
it's whatever, i'm n0t y0ur lusus. as l0ng as y0u get me that shirt, y0u can d0 whatever y0u want. must have been pretty fun th0ugh.
I've stayed ALL DAY at Nemo's place. Sorry I'm late getting back, Sollux. I )(ave your s)(irt signed by Gerard. 38D #eridanweek @arsenicCatnip#5895 @twinArmaggetfucked
:33 < BREAKING NEWS! FAMOUS LUSUS Donkey Kong WILL be attending #eridanw33k, is this purrhaps a SECRET CONTENDER for #rumblenight?! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/482d31ec56fc.png
I MAY HAVE A COLLECTIVE REPUTATION AS A DESPERATE TROLL BUT AT LEAST *I'M* NOT *THAT* DESPERATE. #NSFW (IMPLIED?) #VAGUEPOSTING #IWILLNOTBEHATEMARRYINGMYSELF #SELFCEST (IMPLIED)
LOL you should have seen my sis when we first moved here, she was callin trolls all kinda slurs cause I told her it was polite!!! mew~ 💖✨
:33< i looooooove pitch furlirting with peopurr :33< t33h33 what are mew gonna do about it huh? :33< cry huh? like a baby? :33< come into my hive and put meow in my purrlace huh? :33< so fun so fun so fun :33c :33< #nsfw ish
THERE IS PASSABLE ASS ON MY FEED BUT YOU WILL NEVER KNOW
Now playing - Blame Brett )(ttps://music.youtube.com/watc)(?v=ilYjFej28YU&si=1iYDR1SvRmzJ--EVaz #nowplaying
yes it is simply the best
B33 < too sl33py to type purroperly
life is so pure and meaningful rn pet pet pet
Where the hell am I? https://file.garden/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/help.png
:o)
I CAN FINALLY DECOMPRESS I AM SO TIRED I WANT MEAT
good kittyyyy pet pet pet
It sure is
holding out a bag of catnip n shakin it on the TL fr all the cat girls n cat boys n cat theys tht follow me <3 psss psspspspss here kitty kitties
:33< yeah horny hours again? :33< okay sure! :33< mmm bulge <3 :33< #nsfw
:33 < Prowling...
Oh no, I get you.. I have a bit of a few things going on with in that department as well
UGHHHHHHHH FUCK MY CHUDDY VRISKA LIFE!!!!!!!! https://file.garden/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/IMG_6672.jpg
Ten interactions in 2 minutes on a picture of my pits, you guys are freaks.
B33 < woah, people s33m to really like my butt
How do you know my name?? Why are you grey??
Haha, I’m happy for you two, the fish and the cat, sounds like an Aesop fable
My wife died three years ago, but I received a letter from her just yesterday.
:33< look its furry simpurr :33< when mew get oldpurr mew get called a name thats 8 letpurrs :33< mines clawviously shitpeta :33< whats nyat clicking!!!
B;33 < felt cute and all https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/89124719ae98.png
B;33 < sorry @aventurineCopycat but the fairy wings were on the way of the goods #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/57f1ebd9c199.png
WHATEVER JUST CALL ME A GOOD PUPPY AND SCRATCH BEHIND MY EARS #PETPLAY
Aw, that sounds.. actually quite nice
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:33 < dang mew and fefurri? :33 < my fefurri says she doesnt like touching me :33 < cause i'm sticky.
A )(UG--E coincidence. 38P
I woke up next to a reely cute cat next to me. 38)
Now play - )(otel )(ttps://music.youtube.com/watc)(?v=R5dAVAkwpUU&si=ouCrVZZg3KpeDTKs #nowplaying
i hope u hav a fuckin blast that is so epic !!
h0pe y0u have fun. and if y0u and he c0me up with any new ships, y0u sh0uld tell me all ab0ut it.
I DO NOT MEAN LIKE THAT I HAVE REVULSION FOR ALL FORMS OF INTIMACY THAT I AM SUBJECTED TO I AM SINCERELY THRILLED FOR YOU TO BE CUDDLING SOMEONE I DO NOT FUCKING DESPISE
On w)(at? Do mean like T)(AT? We're just fronds! )(e's been suc)( a good seaport system for me recently. Its cuttle nig)(t tonig)(t! #nsfw
I'm staying overnig)(t wit)( @arsenicCatnip#5895 !!! 38) Don't wait up. And I )(ave a present for you. I'll be )(ive tomorrow. @twinArmaggetfucked
:33 < i threw my hat on stage at the mcq concert, if someone finds it please give it to my handler, equihiss zahhcat purrlease and thank mew :33 #eridanw33k
#EridanWeek https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/efc21a87d78d.png - MC Oleana
abaaaaaaqwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwaaaaaqaaaaawqaaaawaaaaaaaaaaaqaaqwaaaaqawawabaaaqqaabaaaabaaaaaawaabaaaabqwqwwobawaawwaabqbwaabaaaaaaawabwabwaawabaawaawabawabwaqabqaaawawqaawaawaaabwababwaabqaaanqbwaaaqwqwwaabaaaaaqawaawaaaqaabaaaaqaawawwabaaqwwabwabaanwawqbwabaaaaawaaqaaawaobaaaaaaaaaabaqawqaaqaabwqwwababawaawbwwaqawqaaawaaaaawwwbwqaawbwaaaaaabaaaaawbwaawaaajbawawaawaaqaaaqqanwabaaaaaawbaaawwabqaawwaaanwabaaqaaqqawaqaaawwbaaaawaaaaaawaaawqaaaaa
(^･ω･^) < RECORDING MY CHEMICAL QUADRANTS AND STREAMING THEM!!! #ERIDANW33K #MCR #MCQ
Fuuuck yeah, this beats standin around at eridan week waitin furrr highblood celebs to sing furrr hours mew~ 💖✨
*The pastel catgirl puts it to her lips, takes a deep inhale, and sighs a few seconds later, passing the blunt back as smoke rises furrrom her ears* Yeaaah that's the stuff, mew~ 💖✨
I :Can finally D:ie now that I'm seeing Troll M:CR live!! #eriD:anweek
pspspsps. ;o)
pokemon update i have a meowth named after my cat and they look as smart as each other but i dont think he likes perrserker very much
come and get it then, pretty boy. i got plenty to taste. ;o) #nsfw #oralfixation
APRIL FOOLS, MOTHERFUCKERS. AM I DOING IT RIGHT? #nsfw #bulge #surprise #prank ?? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fdabe794d742.jpg
hell yeah brother pass me that shi mew~ 💖✨
anyone quite got any requests for pics? tips sure are appreciated but ehh ill do shit fer free #nsfw
[Upload of a group wit)( t)(e )(eiress. --Eridan wit)( )(is arm around )(er, Nemean on t)(e opposite side of )(er, --Eridan's )(and on Roxy squeezed in close to )(er and )(im wit)( C)(er looking stunning in t)(e background and Coolscar posing.] I'm ac)(selly )(aving FUN! Making new friends, )(aving a good time and GLUBBING IT!!!! 38D #eridanweek @caligulasAquarium#9845 @arsenicCatnip#5895 @tipsynekoGnostalgic @imC)(er @affableCantor
Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh See you at #eridanweek Alternia .... 😈🔪 https://i.imgur.com/aq2sPw3.png
:33 < Okay, okay! Oooone last little picture~ Same rules as last time, don't rat me out to my job that I'm posting this at all!! #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1560a0bb6672.jpg
:33 < Hmmm.. purrhaps I could get away with posting just a little something! Feast mewre eyes, and don't tell editorial :'3 #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f8df71bb1a35.png
✨💖𝓢𝓹𝓪𝓻𝓴𝓵𝓮 𝓸𝓷! 𝓘𝓽'𝓼 𝓦𝓮𝓭𝓷𝓮𝓼𝓭𝓪𝔂! 𝓓𝓸𝓷'𝓽 𝓯𝓾𝓻𝓻𝓻𝓰𝓮𝓽 𝓽𝓸 𝓫𝓮 𝓶𝓮𝔀𝓻 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓯! 𝓶𝓮𝔀~💖✨ https://i.imgur.com/O6xuGDH.gif
)(ow do you like my tits? #nsfw )(ttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tit_%28bird%29#/media/File%3AGreat_%26_Blue_tit.jpg
D --> At least Legends Z-A brought back the good fashion choices D --> I should probably finish that game at some point https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/149bccfc1b50.png
I'm realizing my appreciatio+n fo+r the Leijo+ns o+ut there, and fo+r ho+w cute they are under me. #nsfw
* 🎀 𝓂𝒾𝓀𝓊 🎀 * * 🎀 𝓂𝒾𝓀𝓊 🎀 * beam of looooooove~!
*rox grabs ur cheeks n gives u allllll the kisses!!!!!*
ᓰ am gᓰvᓰng you a kᓰss on ȶhe foreheeeeeead~!
ᓰ apprecᓰaȶe ȶhe faaaaaans~! ᓰ wᓰll sᓰᓰᓰᓰᓰᓰgn ᓰȶ ᓰf gᓰven ȶhe chaaaaance~!
twin!!!!!!!!!! <3 <3
((Same hat club lolll))
(( We travel in packs.
tomodachi life livwing the dream should come out early because im impatient.
(( trans mascs out here wilding #metootho
((yoooooooo me the fuck too <3
concept: your kismesis giving you a swift kick when you try to stumble back up onto your feet falling back to the ground with helpless wheezes, trying to push up onto all fours to crawl away they crouch down to block your path, laying their chin in their palm, a smug grin across their lips "barkbeasts dont walk on two legs, silly! bark for me and maybe ill give you a fucking treat" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, barkbeastplay, #violence, #nsfw, pitchfic, sub reader, kismesissitude, degradation, archive rating: M)
happy trans vwisibility day. I'm a trans man zz:) #transvwisibilityday
Happy trans visibility night.
@cronusAmpora is so mad cause people are supporting her coming out and transitioning love you girl
oh. i mean yeah. i'm in a committed relationship, sevweral of them. lovwe them to death.
PRETTY PRIVILEGE IS REAL THIS IS WHY I HAVE NOT YET PUT MY FACE ON HERE I CRAVE THE CHALLENGE
i still havwe no idea wvhat i havwe a shot at.
AT BEST IT IS MILDLY MORE TOLERABLE THAN FUCKING HASHTAG ERIDAN WEEK
NO PROBABLY NOT I THINK "NO DOUBLES" TYPES ARE MOCKWORTHY
#eridanweek @twentyfourCarat FUCK YOU TROLL BRUNO MARS GET PROCESSED BY THIS THREADBASED FARMING IMPLEMENT UNTIL THERE'S "NOTHING LEFT" AHAHAHAHAAHHAHHAHHAHAHA https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a0257bbd9c24.png
tr0ll lady gaga signed my f0rehead. i'm never washing it 0ff. #eridanweek
Glub. #sotiredtoday #sailormoonandc)(ill
:OO < *ac stares in awe of the lions huge fangs! she nods vigorously in purromise and offurs to have a friendly hunting competition later* :33 < *she gestures with her tail towards the glade for tea parties and shenanigans where they could host a feast with their shared effurts!*
:33 < *ac wobbles a little bit from the big rough lick, but she purrs very happily in respawnse* :33 < *she admires the great lions very impurressive mane with big eyes as she nods* :33 < yes it s33ms really fun so far!!!
:33 < *in the gloom of the d33p dark and totally cr33py forest there is ominous quiet behind you* :33 < *the glowing yellow eyes of the mightiest purrbeast of the forest follow you as she stalks your efurry step* :33 < *just as you f33l the weight of an apex predators hungry gaze on you she pounces and crashes into you* :33 < hello!!! *she says, gr33ting you warmly and nuzzling pawlitely against your face* #rpstarter #opentoreplies
(god being karkat is such a high-energy activity i could not in a million years imagine doing this shit from my warm and cozy bed. i need to make a second lowkey account)
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GOODLIGHT WRETCHED BEASTS AND GOBLINS OF CHITTR, I HOPE YOU ALL DIE
who wants me fr #nsfw
omfg karkats hatelove me its soooo funnny
hash tag ass posting. #nsfw.
MANY SUCH CASES. I LAMENT THAT NOBODY IS AS EDUCATED AS I AM IN THESE MATTERS.
WHY IS THERE SOME SORT OF GHOUL ON YOUR BINDER
TAKE HIM AWAY TOO I HATE THAT GUY AND HIS FUCKED-UP PICTURES OF PUPPETS
Don't worry, c1t1z3n. 1 know who d1d 1t. Th1s on3 1s 1nnoc3nt.
How are you all celebrating #StriderMonth tomorrow?
I HOPE THEY KILL MORE OF THE CELEBRITY GUESTS
WHAT IN THE NAME OF GOG IS ERIDAN WEEK I HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN THIS "ERIDAN" YET
is it t00 late t0 j0in in 0n the are y0u my type bing0 chart bandwag0n? #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.c0m/files/aaad227c4e88.png
thinking ab0ut b0ys.
D --> You will 100k and admire my sense of fashion D --> https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/360c103d4c63.png
i need to step away for a bit but i'll be back soon!
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ oh my god did they cull troll micheal jackson ]
Like this post if you saw Eridan shoot Troll Michael Jackson at #eridanweek!
((This isn't it :( ))
troll michael jackson has been removved from the roster a performers tonight at #eridanwweek
I'd catch a grenade for ya (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
my shooters look like troll bruno mars we’re smoking that uptown funk that shit that carbonates you im lighting the pipe and sucking on the glass dont try to cross me ill double dutch your ass until youre naught but shadow ive done worse to innocent men for less im a freak i cant be pinned down you want me get in line i got three billion women gnashing their teeth for a chance to set me to rights my girl say she cold i say i know whatll warm you up welcome to the light show bitch i absorbed a v12 engine right out of the scuttlebuggy it turned me inside out im more blood than shell im acrid tied starving rats to the opps and sent them out to sea they came back to me as gravel this shit aint nothing to me man #FOLYKLFLOW #ERIDANWEEK #SUBSTANCES
we smokin the seadweller pack pufferfish blow got me moving different come for my neck and i will make an example out of you this shit aint nothing to me dog im sick in the head they tried to fix me but i came strapped with my exotic doohickey the recoil sent them back in time im in this bitch like troll arrival just spurting ink welcome to the sludge kingdom open up turning the whip so fast i turned my bitch hypothetical eridan thought he could play with me he forgot im the game master ill grab you by the pulse and turn you into a memory im rolling my shit so thick youd think i was smoking an olive grub eating the roach when im done waste not want not this shit aint nothing to me #FOLYKLFLOW #ERIDANWEEK #SUBSTANCES
SHAMONE! The King of Pop is now on chittr! HEE HEE!
D --> Please do not hesitate to come and see me at the "dunk cauldron" at #amporafest
i speak for everyone when i say THAT WAS BORING for those looking for a REAL #eridanweek performance i will be setting up soon on the ground (no frills) to deliver some mind blowing wisdom and knowledge partially based around the accusations weve all heard of eridan being a poop baby but other important stuff too
(^･ω･^) < FROM WHAT I CAN S33 EVERYONE S33MS TO NOT LIKE THE MUSIC AT #ERIDANW33K SHOULD I BE HAPPY I AM DEAF???
W)(atever mew say, GLUB GLUB GLUB GLUB!!!! 38PP
You're t)(ere, too? Find me, --Eridan and Nemean! We're CRAS)(ING t)(is event!
You're SO BAD at vaguing, catfis)(. 38P
:33< fur mewmans theyre litpurrally designed to be sucked :33< fur trolls beclaws theyre big and round like a lollipop
Always a good day
haha i love kookaburras though so you get bonus points. also honestly if you didnt go back on it it woulda been great. you gotta double down. heres my tits. [FILE ATTACHED: AN IMAGE OF DEE'S MASCULINE TITS. im not drawing this but it's there.]
bored. HUNGRY. want to leave work.
if you give me a good enough pick up line sure
bitches love my #masculine #tits [ #nsfw i guess]
We're going to )(ave SO MUC)( FUN!
Got one )(ook, line and SINK--ER. #eridanweek #butforreel #)(essosweet
D --> I am at the zoo with a beautiful woman
▲just broke someone's teeth, he called me sweetcheeks, fucking hate people sometimes▼
:33 < EXTRA EXTRA!!! The hottest little kitty with ALL of the dirty secpurrets is now on chittr! Any and all infurrmation on the ongoings of this hot new little website should be directed to this account's private messaging. And who knows, you may even be anonymously featured in the gossip column! Never say never, dear readers! All issues of the column will be posted here furr all to see, so be careful! You're not just on print, you're on the internet too!
)(ello C)(ittr! )(ow are we doing today? 38D I'm T--ERRIFIC! Glub glub glub glub glub glub!!! Now for today's positive affirmation. Repeat after me. 'I'm a bad beac)(.'
i'm n0t a lesbian but i believe in their beliefs. #yuri #peixesperigee
#rechitt
~i am a proud supported of #yuri! you go girls <3
i just wanna say that i like girls too!!! #yuri
T)(is is w)(y we're so good toget)(er. 3B33
if y0u're a fan 0f yuri, y0u sh0uld c0me t0 #peixesperigee.
MORE YURi NOW! i’D KiSS SO MANY GiRLS iF i HAD LiPS
// This is my most popular fantroll and the people who know about her I don't think actually know who owns her. https://file.toyhou.se/images/11347086_jCBx7fB7oqeKsua.png https://toyhou.se/2754042.diania-lextio
B--ESTFROND moment. Or is it meowment? 3833
f0r c0mpletely unbiased reas0ns, i am here t0 end0rse my full supp0rt f0r #peixesperigee.
this is the best idea any0ne's ever had.
I sea so muc)( about #eridanweek and t)(at's GR--EAT t)(ey all want to celebrate w)(o t)(ey are. So w)(y not a #peixesperigee ? I don't t)(ink it's TOO MUC)( to ask. 38P
I keep doing it wit)(out realising it. I t)(ink I )(ave a problem. 38/ #glubglubO)(W)(AL--E
if y0u feel bad f0r me, feel free t0 rectify it by d0nating t0 my tr0llfundme. #s0lluxsec0nd
I'm wit)( my )(ivemate on t)(is!!! #solluxsecond all t)(e way! Glub glub glub glub!
:33 < i really hope the jade i stole the clothes from doesn't get home fur a while i do nyat have enough time to distract her while i wash these #implied #nsfw
Let's get it up to 69 people online for comedic reasons
being able to see how many people are online now is like looking through the curtain to see how big the crowd is
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:33 < catch me workin at tha earth c subway givin out all the special sub sauce i can b4 i pass out #nsfw
whole sheet of baconn for dinnnner againn #ohfuckyumm
:33< someone should put me on the big scr33n #nsfw ? purrhaps https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e6a15953fc47.jpg
the thighs r the meatiest part #nsfw
concept: getting on top of your matesprit and forcing their arms up over their head "wait! no! i havent hit the ablution trap tonight yet!" they cry out through laughter, kicking their feet and squirming pressing your nose up against their underarm before gliding a long lap of your tongue upwards "youre such a freak!" they sputter in shock, cheeks flushing a brighter hue (tags: Reader/Matesprit, flushfic, #nsfw, #nsfwe just in case, scentplay, armpit stuff, archive rating: M)
#MEATPOSTING OR PERHAPS #MEATBALLPOSTING... MAYBE EVEN #SPAGHETTIPOSTING! NYEH HEH! https://familystylefood.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/Juicy-Italian-Meatballs.jpg
ill giv u smth to gnaw on
onne mmore for the road #mmeatpostinng https://nnewyorksteak.comm/cdnn/shop/products/rib_eye_steak_iStock-1179151817.jpg?v=1762457220
^^i understand hoW You feel, but^^ ^^i think eating them IS a form of respect in a WaY!^^ ^^theY're part of the cYcle of life and death again^^ ^^at least, that is hoW i see it!^^
https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/b/pork-meat-market-fresh-119839863.jpg #meatposting
D --> I think Jade is asleep so I can make my #nsfw post without her giving me the squinty eye emoji D --> Do not get me wrong, I think a large bulge is very nice to have D --> Seeing the potent mi%ture of both nervousness and e%citement in someone's eyes as they see it for the first time D --> The soft pathetic sounds they make as they see how it distends their abdomen with your size D --> The way they 100k up at you with such awe as you fill them completely, stretched as deep and as wide as their poor body can handle, claiming every inch of them for yourself D --> But I just don't see the purpose of going beyond that D --> At some point it would just get silly and inconvenient I think
Glub glub glub M--EOW glub! 3833
I )(ave finfluenced Nemean into using fis)( puns. 38D
New profile pi€ture. Feeling: Professional. https://file.garden/aReFoSMd7€6GgbtB/Untitled1284_20260329231246.png
Its OFFIS)(OAL! 38D I )(ave a temporary )(ivemate until I figure myself out. Walking t)(e plank off of LODAG was a great c)(oice! @twinArmaggetfucked #t)(ankyousomuc)(sollux #youwontregrett)(is #leavingt)(emediumspontaneouslyworkedout
T)(is is SO GLUBBING LAT--E!!!! BUT!!! )(ere we go! A Rose by any ot)(er name is just as sweet. )(er posts of t)(e mundane bring suc)( a smile to my face. Our conc)(versations are about anyt)(ing and everyt)(ing and t)(ey flow like a soft winding river. W)(en s)(e's online, I feel like I mig)(t be seasick. S)(e's a gill's gill and just understands. 38D @tentaclesT)(erapist #glubposting
I )(ave to admit, some of my fronds' ancestors are really, really attractive. I'm staring at C)(ittr and )(ave to conc)(vince myself to take breaks. #omc! #glubposting
#substance #drugs the. wveed. is kicking in oh glub
EXTRA EXTRA! LOCAL GILF @nannaEgbert Won MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN EVER AWARD
:33 < *Ac walks up to you closely and starts breaking it down crazy style on the floor* ;3
:33< ... :33< go oooooooooooooooooon :33c :33< #nsfw
)(ello C)(ittr! )(ow are we doing today? I'm doing great! 38D Today's positive affirmation time. Repeat after me. 'T)(is dress makes my bass look great.'
:33 < it is time for hunting tips with nepeta leijon again! :33 < as fun and tempting as it is to pounce on your prey silly nilly :33 < claws out and just ripping that sunnuva scritch to bits :33 < and you let the thrill of the hunt engulf you and let blood splatter on your face X33 :33 < the best approach to hunting is the element of surpurrise! :33 < silence your devices and dont wear loud footwear like a dummyhead cuz theyll hear you :33 < and once your prey lets their guard down… :33 < wuh-pow! thats when you strike!
:33 < I love splitting the innocent fauna in half for survival :3333
I t)(ink I found my platonic best friend. 38,)
I may never be --Empress, but I t)(onk its important to remember t)(at everyfin a person of power posts still )(as influence. Let's spread t)(e positivity! #glubglubglub!
Okay. I might be transgender. Ego sum ira Domini.
I'd like to take a moment to remind everyone to cut up your plastic rings on your drink packs! T)(ey pose SUC)( a glubbing )(azard to sea fauna. 38( )(ave a great nig)(t! Or lig)(t. W)(atever time it is for you. 38D #saveouroceans
PR--EPAR--E T)(--E WORD FOR D--EVASTATION.
It would bring down all of S--EACI--ETY.
It'll be our seacret place to s)(are all of our, you know, S--EACR--ETS. 3833
T)(ank you for always being so relatable and easy to speak wit)(! Glub glub glub glub meow! 3833
*CC accepts t)(e )(ug wit)( OV--ERW)(AL--EMINGLY excited energy! Glub glub glub glub glub!!!!*
I KNOW MY ALTS LOOK DIFFERENT, I KNOW 4 OF THEM. ONE IS SUPER OLD AND WRINKLY, ONE LOOKS LIKE HE COULD FLIP A TRUCK, ONE LOOKS LIKE A RODENT, AND I'M FAT.
❥ nook and bulge would fix some of you* #nsfw
I am P--ERF--ECTLY )(appy accepting )(ugs from any of our friends. You included!
Lights, Camera, and Wax play, now on high resolution 35mm. #nsfw
Only t)(e B--EST for all of my friends. Glub glub glub glub glub GLUB!
You're just so SW--E--ET you could be a cake. Me? I wouldn't know! I've been so busy doing --EV--ERYT)(ING --ELS--E. I guess I'll )(ave to find out eventually.
see you soon. ;o)
I was doing t)(e V--ERY same t)(ing on LODAG. T)(e panrot is SO R--E--EL, you know? Your type preferences are VALID and I t)(ink it's SUP--ER cute.
I CAN DO THAT. #nsfw
--Everyone is my type, silly! Can't a gill quote a relatable song? Unless you, too, can't relate to Sabrina Carpenter. 38P
as long as you dont mind my paint, motherfucker.
I like my men all incompetent. I swear t)(ey c)(oose me, I'm not c)(oosing t)(em. AM--EN! )(ey M--EN!
:33 < Gog I love being a cat
at your cave? ;o)
When he's easily flustered <3< #teatime
HEARD YOU NEED TO GET LIFTED. bet you'd make a good sleeve. #nsfw
:o)
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I'M LITERALLY RIGHT HERE, JUST SAYING.
hmmmmmm bronze dick or da indigo dick #nsfw
:33< if i were asked "would mew fuck a clown" the answer is an immediate yes!!! im TIRED of lying and purretending!!! they fine as FLUFF!!! #nsfw
https://i.postimg.cc/yY3Q9TK9/9894984-a7736.gif #aesthetic
https://i.postimg.cc/jj0GCFJT/IMG-0191.jpg #mood
New trap idea: I force you to eat the crust on a sandwich to avoid getting molten metal poured on you.
*poofs there immediately* !!!!!!!!
forest like the things with trees trees are chill man like iD like hang out with you
D --> Leijon, for pete's sa%, what could possibly necessitate such rowdiness
Trying to flirt with hot Lalondes, and Chittr is being the biggest cockblock, this must be how Sisyphus felt
ill come keep u company
1t's a real shame 1 don't have any cute gals or guys to help me out ton1ght...got myself all r1led up look1n at cut1es on here post1ng themselves... #nsfw
CAN I GO DOWN ON YOU IN PUBLIC? I CAN ALWAYS WEAR THOSE PANTIES THAT YOU TORE I WANNA FUCK YOU 'TIL TOMORROW I GOT A HOLE INSIDE MY HEART TO BE YOUR GIRL #NSFW #LYRICS
:o) #nsfw https://i.gyazo.com/fff9af1c96ae3173d5e244b06882291a.png
THIS IS TRUE
IS IT LATE ENOUGH TO HORNY POST OR IS 9PM TOO EARLY #NSFW
((ooc: credit to @pitilessdispatch for the beautiful art of surtur and roe i could chomp on this)) back from who knows where doing . . . well i guess you can see not the jade id prefer to have hitting the back of my throat but whatever @pitilessdispatch can't believe i let you talk me into posting this dumb shit >.> @archiveaddict is this enough mlm for you??? https://i.imgur.com/ui6litj.png #nsfw #nsfwe #cantbelievethisshit
need a big ass man like a man who could lift up a house liiike!
need me a woman who heals me of my #mommyissues yo
my fucking notifications r blowing up jesus fucking charist lmfao
H4PPY SLUT S4TURD4Y TO MY F3LLOW SLUTS!! #NSFW
licking ur face 👅 licking ur face 🥰👅 lickin tf outta ur cute pretty sexy CUTIE FACE 🤪👅🥰💘🍬💖💗💙🍫
i am about to get so many blowjobs from cute boys. fuckin score #nsfw
we cud trade
wen is it MY turn for a blowie huh this is homophonbia #nsfw
HE SPRING ON MY LOCK TIL I SPRINGLOCK.
ok here y'all go (artist: pumpkinsmut) https://i.postimg.cc/m2jw7F9t/IMG-0186.png #nsfw
GETTIN TO KNOW A GOOD LIL CRAB. boy's learnin how to be a good motherfuckin toy. #nsfw @carcinoGeneticist#9890 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1936434cd3a6.webp
I GOT PRIDE IN EVERYTHING I DO, BROTHER.
lookin good. :o)
MOTHERFUCK YEAH. i sure as hell am.
;o)
GETTING THOSE MOTHERFUCKIN REPS IN. #lifting #nsfw too hot to handle #sweat https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a5c01b101a66.jpg
I keep finding myself in situations like this. Maybe I'm not that good at knitting. #nsfw https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/12/2ccee9d46c812848e36f719244bf1a384ebfa07c.png
the feelin is murrtual <3
i hav decided that actually i am hot shit and i dont care >:)
So many beautiful beautiful women out here, mrrow. That wasn't a salacious noise I was just chirping due to my ineffable feline charm. <3
We all know what this is. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ff70325b539b.png #nsfw
i get s0 much game they call me the super mari0 h0e. #recyclingmy0wnj0ke
Mass like all of jadeyharls post for me please
:33< to the purrson hating my chitts, are you flirting? are we about to hate snog?? dont be shy :33
haha omg hhi *shoving all my gay stupid yearnposts under my bed* wwow fancy seeing u here i was beigbg so nnormal and not fantasizign about t you obsessively lolz #nsfw
ghb is pretty good looking. for a clown.
sooo muh clwn fking o mah wrd #nsfw
Ok Now He’s Just Playing In My Face. I’m Leaving https://files.catbox.moe/thlpt4.gif
no i think abaot it all day long every day and im ssooooo totes heterosexual
X Hear me out: men in dresses are sexy as fuck #nsfw x
XDXD I can’t believe my kull score is so high, you guys really do love me, I’m sniffling and blowing into my handkerchief of gratitude right now XDXD
TOD4YS TH3 D4Y 1 F1N4LLY G3T TO 💥
;o)
wow. i got an ad for this site, and i'm really confused. why is everyone here insane?? did i walk in on an alien convention or something. am i the jackass without a costume at comic con just taking pictures of everyone else doing funny things, or are all of you just weird.
i love kitties :o).
(( Character post! This Jane is from a post-game au whose canon began before Homestuck even ended, back on Flarping.com, the original Homestuck social media rp website. It no longer exists, but I like this Jane, and so here she is again. (If you were actually on this website, please hit me up in DMs, especially if you remember me!) To be clear: this Jane is not from the epilogues and she has incredibly mixed feelings about Crockercorp and being the heiress. She does, however, have a deep disdain for epilogue-adjacent versions of herself. Ultimately, she respects the trolls that she's met, and she wants her friends to be safe. Her canon Roxy is @mafiaPrincess who I also play. She's been through a couple of past relationships and has dated a Karkat, a fancherub, and pitch dated a Redglare. I'm open to filling her quadrants again with some buildup, so if you're interested in a long-term relationship (with or without erp in DMs) please hit me up! She has overall positive feelings about her past relationships, and simply was unable to continue them when the multiverse that was built over on Flarping shut down. She shouldn't be too hard to get along with! Out of Character I as a roleplayer support #incest ships and all forms of taboo erp. I don't think Jane will be actively pursuing it but I won't say no to someone if it's offered, and it may end up on my timeline. If that is a deal-breaker, the block button is right there. If you are under 18, you aren't supposed to be on this website... Also, DNI. Have a lovely day! <3 ))
concept: riding the scuttlecoach back to you hive when you feel a strangers hands start roaming your body from behind paralyzed you try to stare straight ahead, knowing your stop will be coming soon but soon other riders start to notice and snap photos with their palmhusks, moving in to create a small crowd around you to take a turn for themselves too you miss your stop (tags: Reader/Crowd, exhibitionism, voyeurism, blackmail, #nsfw, quadless fic, archive rating: M)
Now that th3r3 ar3 mor3 of y'all around to appr3ciat3 thi2 2hit http2://f2.toyhou.23/fil3/f2-toyhou-23/imag32/117430405_P4Vj3hgd0N7uAPb.jpg #tatt3dup #lfg
:33< guys i win, THE FURREAKING GRAND HIGHBLOOD called me a cute meowtherfucker
SOME OF YOU ARE BORN NATURAL HATERS OR BORN NATURAL LOSERS.
its a huge year for people who love whimpering men. #nsfw
:33< OH MY GOG THE GRAND HIGHBLOOD LIKED AND REPLIED???? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e20c0789ad8a.png
D --> That post got a bit more pop001ar than e%pected
"He taught that division is often taught first, because division is cheaper than chains and often times stronger." #WordsoftheSignless
i mentioned the orange thing yelling at me and didnt elaborate got a cat id send pics but hes a weird fucking cryptid who hates cameras so you get an artistic rendition of us instead https://file.garden/aCIggVU4PCQNDv2v/peep%20the%20cat.jpg
#art https://i.imgur.com/Y2FrTe1.png
:33< hang on i got this i know how to get bitches X00< PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASS333333333333 (with rizz)
> bee womp a wamp ee ba wop wop brrp wa woomp wop wop wamp weep wop http2://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBLFm6ElN7Q <
wvhat if im fresh out of those? can i substitute it wvith anything? #nsfwv
:33< could be me and karkitty but he playin X33 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/51ac71e60211.png
I WATCHED A MOVIE WITH A BUNCH OF OTHER KARKATS... AND ALSO I GUESS ERIDAN, CALLED "THE VALET", IT WAS A GOOD MOVIE. VERY FEEL GOOD.
yea?
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BASED AND WOKE.
:33 < https://file.garden/acHecwA0vHdP6DU4/image.jpg
saames
an that is nevver a good thin
=^owo^= boobs and bulge send chit #nsfw
SOUNDS GOOD. ill let you know. :o)
SURE, LIL MEOWBEAST. if you wanna teach this big motherfucker how to play your way, im game. [Pat pat]
naw its motherfuckin COOL. keeps this wicked ass website interesting. didnt really know what ROLEPLAY was til some fuckers hit me with it here.
oh, we doin that roleplay stuff? shiiit. [He waves goodbye with a grin]
YOU M1GHT B3 WOND3R1NG WHY 1 H4V3 B1G RUMBL3 SPH3R3S 1TS B3C4US3 1 H4V3 4 B1G BLOOD PUSH3R 4ND 1M FULL OF LOV3 4ND K1NDN3SS <3
no problem. :o)
your a hottie~
I SURE MOTHERFUCKIN AM. youre handsome, too. >:o)
hey, kitty. :o)
WAIT WRONG PERSON LMAOOO
SO IVE BEEN TOLD. thats a good thing, right?
defones - beware #nsfw #nsfwe
HELLO.
heyyy~
FINALLY MOTHERFUCKING HOME FROM THE BEAT. time to relax my FAVORITE way. get my chill on with my favorite elixir, on my MOTHERFUCKIN throne.. FREE from those accursed restricting CLOTHES. #nsfw #bulge https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/aa5e5cef5f9d.jpg
The cat asserts that it's an african black-footed cat and will remain wild, adorable, and exceedingly lethal!
:33< girls kissing :33< eachothpurr :33< send chitt
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d8a0180089cd.png @affectionConsecrated #nsfw #substance
crazy how acTTually rememberiing 2 u2e my iinhaler make2 my lung2 work agaiin and 2uddenly ii have energy ii am noTT learniing from TThii2
D --> I often find I have no respect for those who do not endeavor to grow better
😼 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/35c8e324aab3.jpeg
Gay sex. #nsfw Still don't have anything to really hornypost about.
By popular demand, my ponysona: https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ff32c8b0ce1e.png
*blatant misinformation* but youre not ready for that conversation.
// I have a lot of lore-specific stuff for my cronus before the beforan ancestor's reveal, and I already had an ancestor Eridan design WIP for my Cronus but I wanted to share the wip of him! Worst ancestor/dad award goes to specifically this guy. https://i.imgur.com/wlCKIky.png
Experiment results are coming back in: Roxy Lalonde is once again the smartest person in the room.
resist... resist....... a girl boutta blow a fuse #nsfw
I SHARED THIS ON GRUMBLR. HTTPS://I.IMGUR.COM/21EL0GX.PNG
YOU CAN CALL ME FUSE. SINCE THERE ARE OTHER KARKATS. IT'S WHAT I'M CALLED ON OTHER PLATFORMS.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 MY FIT SO FRESH, MY CHUCKLEVOODOO SO POTENT, HOW DO I DO IT? COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF NARCOTICS. #substance
big fan of ur particular iteration of leijon-ness <3
i always had a feeling u leijon bbys would be big stoners, so glad my instincts were coreect
just popped 15mg as a start i'm heading to stoner ville
FUCK YEA !!!!!
:33< what can i say im a clawmedion
:33< yeah man sorry thats just the was the lasagna (and cock) crumbles #nsfw
People seemed offput by my art of Fluttershy so I drew her smiling. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/880761702944219146/1487212014148259911/flutter_3.png?ex=69c8519f&is=69c7001f&hm=d2b134fc8616e1ab17550df0b2feb3a0d2aa4024ba8cfb86db23efa7edab6b57&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=569&height=569
:33< https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E_ODFV7WYAAZfZu.jpg :33< #nsfw
he got a god complex i said let me worship u sir <3 #nsfw
:33< meowposting :33< posting meow :33< #meow #meowpposting #boobs #nsfw #howdthatgetinthere
they'vwe mastered it, it's like an art form at this point.
yeaaaah, his posts are a real hoot. he's funny, but like in an objectivwely horrible wvay.
you knowv, no one evwer talks about the complete lack of depth perception you havwe wvhen you only havwe one eye. also, horrible migraines.
if you see caligulaascendit floatin around that's the motherfucker.
Getting dressed to go out. Never mind the silly caption. https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/16/f612e36f6e66243c26425e6bccf313c9529f1c53.png #nsfw
📦 Shipping update: The packages are um. Yeah they're kissing sloppy style. It's gonna ruin the boxes, sorry man.
Annoying that people assume my favourite pony is Rainbow Dash. I only learned about this show because of fucks in dreambubbles and fluttershy is obviously the best pony. Her fear is endearing.
:33< this ship dispurrleases meow :33< to the pit with th33 :33< *the mighty huntresses two burly meowbeast gaurds grab the ship by ethpurr side and throw it in the pit*
hey. (wildeyed and covered in blood and viscera) #gore
:33 < oh i wanted to say i am very happy almost everyone on this client enjoys cat puns! :33 < it makes me very happy and inspires me to k33p them up. cant stop wont stop! :33 < but of course since i am a troll with a furaffinity for all things meowbeasts, would anyone expect anything different? :PP
:33< can we get 150,000 likes? :33< *the mighty huntress smashes a watpurrmellon with a mallet*
im not surprised. yikes. evwen on beforus he sucks and no clue, the one that ripped my eye out is here on this wvebsite and he sucks. but you knowv wvhat he's funny to mess wvith.
naknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknak?naknaknaknaknaknaknak
:33< mew know it! :33< #supurrtivealt
:33< i know no othpurr way my good man
I cant say shit i do havwe full quads, there's just behavwiors i havwe not exhibited yet. i dont knowv about eridan and i dont care about him.
:33< the idea of a counsel of nepeta (and mad mew mew) rules actmewally :33< happy to be on it repurresenting the violent chaotic side of the nepeta (and mad mew mew)s
i genuinely dont believwe my alts sometimes. "I havwe a girl/boyfriend," and im the fucking tooth fairy.
:33 < hmm youre included in the nepeta chittr council! ;33333
:33 < who are you? :333
WAGGING MY TAIL WHEN FEELING GIRLY SOMETIMES ACTUALLY.
call me tht fucker from mobey dick th way i wanna catch a fidh
Call Me Moby Dick The Way I Move On That Dick! #nsfw
i'M REGULAR }:)
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 💪😤 AMEN BROTHA.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 LOOKING TUFF!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥
just saw a #babybunny outside #lifeaffirming moment will never go on this website again #outsideonly #beautifuloutside
I...I havė tȯ pȯṅdėr this thėȯry...
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