READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ They’re… Actually… kind of … Boring…. ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ It’s not you—- It’s… The writing… Who the hell is Sollux Captor? ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Ah... I don't mean to be rude but when people write ... him, in the same space as you.. You're... so much duller. ]
haha! i guess you really can't beat the real thing because I feel at my wittiest when it comes to messing with sollux! or at the very least my most slapstick
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ 'spose that's one way to put it! just... strange. i guess. ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ not that you're strange- i mean you're strange- but- ]
you are always such a charmer darlin are you this cute and shy around other girls?
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Haha—- you—- … no, not very often— not nowacycles anyways… ]

