David

1 week ago

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@turntechCreamsicle[TC]

To be fair, meteor baby things.

Dirk Strider.

1 week ago

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@timaeusTestified[TT]

What’s a parent. Never heard of ‘em. Can you buy them at Walgreens?

Dirk Strider.

1 week ago

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@timaeusTestified[TT]

I was going to say feral ocean baby things, but that’s also applicable.

Sedrek Zaleth

1 week ago

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@mercurialGorepriest[MG]

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 MY DAD HAS BEEN HIBERNATING UNDERNEATH THE OCEAN SINCE I WAS A GRUB AND I TURNED OUT FINE DESPITE THE CONCERNING LACK OF PARENTAL OVERSIGHT. ALPHA TYPE SHIT!!

Kraila Blaque

1 week ago

@ghostlyOracle[GO]

-+e what are fathers....?

Sami Hannes

1 week ago

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Relatable

roxyyy

1 week ago

@trendyGnostalgic[TG]

i think they r free with ur flu shot

June Egbert

1 week ago

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@ectoBiologist[EB]

i wish you guys could've met my dad.

Dirk Strider.

1 week ago

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@timaeusTestified[TT]

Oh, is that why I never got mine? They never gave me my flu shot either. By the time I got it I guess the free parent coupon expired.

ds

1 week ago

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This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

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Feathery Asshole

despite everything, youre still just a feathery asshole.

@turntechGodhead[TG]

#emo #realshit